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@argyll wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJjI8bfPyM

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nope lol. :wink:

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HAPPY BIRFDAYYYYYYYYY IRENE. XXXX :D :D

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ello an tarra. 8)

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Trouble loves me
Trouble leads me
To things more than you do
Or would attempt to
So console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like everything’s evened out
And where balance seems serene
Trouble loves me
Walks beside me
To chide me
Not to guide me
It’s still much more than you’ll do
So console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like everything’s evened out
And the balance seems serene
See the fool I’ve been
Still running ’round
On the flesh rampage
Still running ’round
Ready with ready wit
Still running ’round
On the flesh rampage
At your age
Go to Soho, oh
Go to waste in the wrong arms
Still running ’round
Trouble loves me
Seeks and finds me
To charlatanize me
Which is only as it should be
Oh, please fulfill me
Otherwise, kill me
Show me a barrel and watch me scrape it
Faced with the music as always I’ll face it
In the half-light
So English….frowning
Then at midnight, I
CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
A disenchanted taste
Still running ’round
A disenchanted taste
Still running ’round

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HAPPY BIRFDAY SHAZZAROONY. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@kentlass19 wrote:

coming home from cinema to find the dog has ripped the bin apart again…i thought the problem was sorting itself out but obviously not :evil: :x

kenty………..one of the members of my dog forum asked if you know anyone who cud take him out for walks whilst ur out? its the seperation issue they think……….just sumone who wud take him for a run once or twice so he cud let of steam till u get home?

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@bat wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

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@Man in Beds wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@bat wrote:

@sword wrote:

Sorry you’re wrong. There is footy tomorrow (and today), then the play off finals and FA Cup, then the European Cup on May 21 and the Euro Championships before we get back to business in August.

WHAT?????????? Oh FFS. I am SICK TO DEATH of pissing bloody football!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Yepp me two…. and when its on ITV midweek in place of corrie etc Grrrrr, hate it!!!!!

Geee, how sad. You lot like either footie ( or any other kind of “sport” on telly or are glued to the box watchings blimming soaps. Some of you are even worse and watch both, I wonder how you find time going into JC.
I hope you’ve noticed that I didn’t say WORK as I know that word alone brings you lot out in you convulsions.

Just for the record MIBS, I HATE footie and I HATE soaps too. Can,t stand em.

I bet you HATE SEX as well

How did you guess? :lol: :lol: Well I mean what is there to like exactly eh? All you blokes do is go red in the face give a quick gasp and that,s it, all over before we,ve even got started. You have to be given bloody sat nav to find out where everything is anyway, and even then you get it wrong. :roll: :roll: :roll:

lmao @ that. :lol: :lol:

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

I Want Love

I want love
But it’s impossible
A man like me
So irresponsible
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

And I can’t love
Shot full of holes
Don’t feel nothing
I just feel cold
Don’t feel nothing
Just old scars
Toughening up around my heart

But I want love
Just a different kind
I want love won’t break me down
Won’t brick me up
Won’t fence me in
I want a love that don’t mean a thing
That’s the love I want
I want love

I want love on my own terms
After everything I’ve ever learned
Me I carry too much baggage
Oh man I’ve seen so much traffic

But I want love
Just a different kind
I want love won’t break me down
Won’t brick me up
Won’t fence me in
I want a love that don’t mean a thing
That’s the love I want
I want love

So bring it on
I’ve been bruised
Don’t give me love that’s clean and smooth
I’m ready for the rougher stuff
No sweet romance
I’ve had enough

A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

But I want love
Just a different kind
I want love won’t break me down
Won’t brick me up
Won’t fence me in
I want a love that don’t mean a thing
That’s the love I want
I want love

I want love
Just a different kind
I want love won’t break me down
Won’t brick me up
Won’t fence me in
I want a love that don’t mean a thing
That’s the love I want
I want love

Elton John / Bernie Taupin

i love that song!

heres anuvver fave of mine by elton

“Turn The Lights Out When You Leave”

Your bags out on the bed
Your closet’s all cleared out
You say you’re goin’ to Jacksonville
‘Cause our love’s all worn out
You’re searching in my eyes
To try and find a tear
But the well of my forgiveness
Has dried up with the years

You might still look pretty
In that lacey little dress
But I think you’ve got your signals crossed
If you think that I’m a mess

I ain’t gonna die, I ain’t gonna cry
I won’t wear my heart out on my sleeve
You can take the car, but you won’t break my heart
Oh and darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave
I ain’t gonna shake, I ain’t gonna break
I ain’t gonna fall down on my knees
So if everything’s been said I’m heading back to bed
Oh and darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave

It’s like a prime time movie
You play the part so well
You do believe you’re Heaven sent
And livin’ here is hell

I hear it’s hot in Florida
And it’s raining here tonight
But the sun’s gonna shine tomorrow
And I’m gonna do alright

You might still look pretty
In that lacey little dress
But I think you’ve got your signals crossed
If you think that I’m a mess

I ain’t gonna die, I ain’t gonna cry
I won’t wear my heart out on my sleeve
You can take the car, but you won’t break my heart
Oh, and darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave
I ain’t gonna shake, I ain’t gonna break
I ain’t gonna fall down on my knees
So if everything’s been said I’m heading back to bed
Oh and darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave

You might still look pretty
In that lacey little dress
But I think you’ve got your signals crossed
If you think that I’m a mess

I ain’t gonna die, I ain’t gonna cry
I won’t wear my heart out on my sleeve
You can take the car, but you won’t break my heart
And darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave
I ain’t gonna shake, I ain’t gonna break
I ain’t gonna fall down on my knees
So if everything’s been said I’m heading back to bed
Oh and darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave

So if everything’s been said I’m heading back to bed
Oh and darlin’ turn the lights out when you leave

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@Lollipop wrote:

All this trouble over a mouse. It reminds me of that film Mouse Trap lol :lol:

excellent fiilm lol. :lol:

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@pete wrote:

is that his co/ck hangin of the table??????

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