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yeh but why should english people ALWAYS have to tek into account the muslims when we organise anythin????we have a bloody mosque a hundred yards from our house….do they ask if we mind when they spent a day wailin an prayin thro loudspeakers as well to boot! an clogging the streets up with their taxis…….complete wif disabled sticker in window :roll: an the bloody kids run riot while the elders or wailin?NOOOOOOOO………plus it puts me off my breakfast wen the ave a funeral an parade the body past in an open coffin fa everyone to see on a regular basis. pah! [-(

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

@pats wrote:

@abitofmary_j wrote:

@pats wrote:

still not as gory as sunnys hysterectomy scar. :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol well i aint shown my c cection scars..!!! i had 38 staples how did jellybelly have..!! mine’s over a joint…!!! and no the 1 im smokin lol i demand the tea n biscuits lol come on that sunny can’t beat me at spellin the worst and bestest scar pic lol ill win eff all in awards as certainly no been ne’er as funny as i cud, as nowt to bounce aff off lol

ok i’ll raise u sunnys strangled hernia pic…..plus the heysterical hectomy as she called it….fa ur knee scar an c section. gloves off!!!! :lol:

i’ll raise yeah my left boobie scar when got lump removed, 3inch scar on rite thigh got when aged 6 when nurse broke needle in my leg..!! and 2 inch scar on my rite hand where i ripped if aff barb wire in australia in 1991…. gloves bounced aff ur napper lol

jesus lol…erm lemme fink……sunnys had 2 c sections…hernia……..hysterectomy………fink a couple of ops on her back……..gawd………lol………..

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bein as mucky is prob gettin the bollo/ckin of her life from her boss as we type..i’ll stake her place……….. :-

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

@pats wrote:

still not as gory as sunnys hysterectomy scar. :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol well i aint shown my c cection scars..!!! i had 38 staples how did jellybelly have..!! mine’s over a joint…!!! and no the 1 im smokin lol i demand the tea n biscuits lol come on that sunny can’t beat me at spellin the worst and bestest scar pic lol ill win eff all in awards as certainly no been ne’er as funny as i cud, as nowt to bounce aff off lol

ok i’ll raise u sunnys strangled hernia pic…..plus the heysterical hectomy as she called it….fa ur knee scar an c section. gloves off!!!! :lol:

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@Bad Manners wrote:

If I was English I’d probably be saying that I could march through wherever the hell I liked on the Queen’s highway in my own country to celebrate my Patron Saint’s day.

To hell with offending some stupid immigrant, and to hell with some stupid alternative route. Come to this country, accept the customs, or bugger off.

I aint English though, so I wont.

=D> =D>

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still not as gory as sunnys hysterectomy scar. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

@pats wrote:

whats funny about a 15 sec vid showin a crown???? :-k

u not c the wee guy weein over the post lol or that a diff thread lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hnO68itcN4

this is the link on 1st page…………….. :-k

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@cath 55 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@sword wrote:

Yes, yes, yes Andrew, fair cop for the 1,000th time, I follow you, I don’t reply or post on a message board I just come here to follow you (did someone accuse him of ‘bigging himself up’?). I’m an avid Andrew follower… come on girls and boys come out of the closet, help Andrew ‘I don’t care’ to feel loved..

could we make a JC song up and have that as the title? Its too good to miss an opportunity like that. 8) :wink:

ok sharon here we go lol…to be read in the style of pam ayres lol …..

I am an avid Andrew follower
I think its a him and not her
Mind you Andrew likes to follow me too
Waits in the next post an says BOO!!

Poor Andrew is so obsessed
but from all his posts
you’ve already guessed
that he keeps his hands busy elswhere
how does he pick his nose
and……..does he type with his toes??b :shock:

I do hope his supply of cling film
that keeps his keyboard clean,
never runs out when tesco’s.
opening hours, are betwixt and between.
but never mind andrew,
just chat thinks yer a bit of a pratt
ooooooo looks around….just where is that andrew at?

should i be afraid of this scholarly gent,
will i get upset when his abuse is sent,
he is for sure a learned master…..
but bate him and he sure is a disaster…..

when asked many years ago
when he grew up, what was he to do
oh dear it would seem, he said a banker :shock:
well his spelling aint all that cos….
as far as i know aint it spelt w/anker??? :lol:

now now caff you know dumpy doesnt give a flying pigs di/ck *to quote sunny* :lol: what we think. cos he is better than us. innit. 8)

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whats funny about a 15 sec vid showin a crown???? :-k

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@cath 55 wrote:

@sunny wrote:

The players in the team are far too inferior to play in the premiership league. Steve Bruce seems to be the only player earning his rather large salary. One’s manager of the club should strengthen the left back position with quality players. One’s centre back should be strengthened with quality players as should the centre midfield position.

One’s club misguidedly spent 2.75m on a player called Gary O’conner who is not capable of striking one’s match, let alone a goal.

One’s club misguidedly spent 2m on a player called Ridgwell, who has no experience and needs a satelitte navigation system to find his way back to the farmyard, where he could run with the other headless chickens. My back teeth are somewhat unhappy about this player.

One’s club spent £4m on a player called Muamber, who is quite nice but he cant pass balls apparently, perhaps the chatter on here, who is aptly named anita goforadump ,could at least show him how to pass something?

One’s club disposed of a player who could keep the ball, a player called Clemance, who would have at least been a good team member.

One’s club played Jerome rather wide today, as their was no one else available to replace Larrson. Oh, on second thoughts, one thinks that we could have played De Ridder, but he is rather clumsy and always falls over the minute someone drops a hat. (Hats will be banned from games that De Ridder plays at in future!)
We played today with Jerome out wide right because didn’t have any one else in the squad to replace larrson

One’s team really does need to learn, you can only win games if you keep the ball and not allow the other team to take it off them so that all one is doing, is running around the pitch.

In january, one’s club should have spent real money and somehow managed to get one’s clubs fans onside, however, unfortunately we have not sold out seat in one game this season as yet.

I do keep encouranging the board to spend money, but they appear to be disheartened that the fans of the club do not attend games. One’s board gets very dissalusioned by other clubs selling more tickets than they do and give up far to easily.

When one is in the championship, a better class of game is played. For the time being one’s stomach is rather upset at a club with no consistency.

Oh dear, it took one ages to type all that. However, one doesn’t feel any better.

<span style="color: red]Ok, if sunny had typed it like that she wouldnt have been our sunny Anita, you COONT!!!!!!!!!! [/size%;”> :evil: :evil:

excellent caff =D> =D> =D>

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