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You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You’ve got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren’t talking, you’re laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. “Elmo loves you!”
:lol: :lol:

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You Are Very Dishonest

You’re reliably dishonest, and it’s not a big deal to you
It’s all about what you want – screw everyone else
You’ll protect yourself at all costs
No wonder no one truly trusts you!
:shock: :shock: tis all lies!

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Your Life is 98% Perfect

You truly have the perfect life. And you probably feel like the luckiest person in the world.
You have a great career, family, and personal life. You have it going on!
:lol:

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You Are a Super Flirt

You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting – even when it’s inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you’ll crank it up even more!
:oops: :oops:

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You Are 12% Obsessive

You’re less prone to obsessive thoughts than the rest of the world…
While you do get hung up from time to time, you’re excellent at clearing your mind.

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Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it’s love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don’t give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

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@cath 55 wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Share the gossip Cath… fastcars and a pogo stick….????

Well he was out on the pi ss and he felt sumat touch his ar se :shock: Now emeber this is fast and he aint used to it happing to him

Well lil did he no it was a pogo stick a bloke had brought his lad for his birthday

Any ways Ugs (fast) Was so dissapionted that he went out and all he could fink off was the feeling of this hard lump on his ar se

He brought a pogo stcik and when he finks of caff he sits on it and bobs up and down round his livingroom

:lol: :lol: 8)

an i fort it was the nite u gave him kiss of life caff hehehe. :lol:

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where the fook did u get that siggy pete. lmaoooooooo. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

How does 41% and 59% offer the same advice? There’s quite a difference there :lol:

bad enuff bein a weirdo…i also need therapy. :?

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cath 55 wrote:

this is also a picture of bornfree……… as you can see shes definately female!! tuts @ u gods and goddesses takin the pi/ss out of someone who doesnt fit yer ideal ……. and born and pebbles? wtf is up wiv you 2 lol bluddy hell children make up!!!

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