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today i
got woken by my grandkids fighting.
a neighbour hammering on my door asking if i had lost a kitten(no mine were asleep in the fruitbowl)
my littleun aving a tantrum cos i sed he had to visit his grandma instead of goin fishing with his mates.
after much door slamming and more tantrums(and that was just me)………my g/daughter asked why i wrote wit a different hand to her. i then demonstrated my mirror writing for her which aparently only left handed people can do….she was riveted fa all off 5 minutes as i wrote out sayings which she then had to hold up to mirror to read.
decided to half heartedly tidy up then gave up an ad another cuppa as grandkids row escalated around me.
set off to visit my mum……..had an hilarious hhour with her as kids sat an watched bemused.
my mums new bessy mate loves me…..i learned her how to give the finger to the nursing staff.
got back and its pissin down. sent mr pats to town fa food while i watched BB i taped last night. sorted another row and let kids go out to play……..warned them if they catch newmonia not to come running to me.
i might go and do some housework now……………….then agen i might not.

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spanish tobbaco
coltsfoot sticks
funny face lollies
spangles
r whites lemonade.

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am hurt that rubes as seen fit not to leave me her revolving elvis ………..kateee u get my agrophobic bulldog and 3 cats :D ……….rosepetal gets a yrs supply of gauze bandages fa her split lip…………bon u can ave my little black book in return fa my msn history back :oops: ,,,,fasty.u can have my armless mermaid :lol: :lol: :lol: chessy gets the key to my cupboard only bcos she still hasnt fgiven me fa missing her off my list in the *a night with* thread. 8)

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and we all know why we are discussing wills………glares at rosepetal………..

i leave my msn history to bon bon.

cos i love her.

creep creep……………..

oh and if kateeeeeeee is watchin

tis all lies! :?

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still beatin chess……argy………fastcars……………i rest my case. 8)

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@brigitte wrote:

@blonde_55 wrote:

Ha Ha I’ve only just found this. It’s made my day!

Comfortable area of South Yorkshire? – Rotherham ROFL. This is priceless, You should be on the stage Pilot.

Maybe I have done everything and know everything -most people do compared to you lol. You’re just a silly bitter old man, and the reason u keep getting booted is cos ur really unpleasant, and a bully. Simple.

Do I look bovvered?javascript:emoticon(‘:lol:’)
Laughing

Respect blonde =D>

an wtf is wrong wif rotherham might i ask????????? :evil:

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kids :roll:

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pickin up our brand new car. :D

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ffs get a room u two. :lol: :-

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