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shaz u watchin amy live at oxegen on TMF???…….just done back to black.
@sharongooner wrote:
I quite like being a virgin thankyou very much, but it does sound like you had a laugh.
Cath… I wanna know what you edited all your posts for… what did you say ffs?!
i lost track in the end shaz wen caff reverted to typing in hindustani…..and calling everyone kunts. :lol: :lol:
@sharongooner wrote:
@pats wrote:
ohhhhhh an can i just say..am watchin bblb at mo…..george lamb dressed all in black………..hubba hubba. =P~ =P~
His Dad is Peggy’s new squeeze on eastenders Pat 8)
i know shaz….i fancied him as well many years ago when he was in a series called fox. about a family who ran the manor they lived on. there were 4 sons….a dad who was a gangster and a mum who ran the family. it was brill but ur way to young to remember it. :D
@*Sian wrote:
I bet you shafted the deckchair bloke! :lol: 8)
i actually pulled a south african surfer………and the hotel chef………and my ma in law who was with me pulled the owner of the hotel. we got free drinks all night as the surfer also worked the bar at night….and free food courtesy of the chef.
and i dont even wanna think what my ma in law got up too. :lol:@minim wrote:
@pats wrote:
go clubbing wiv sunny….sian………pebbs………shaz…….pp…….an rubes.
sneak over to battys an go joyriding in her volvo.
call at shazzas an flirt like mad wif dave.
go thro rubes punk nd northern soul collection.
order chines fa everyone and give sgt the bill…….. :wink:
nip to oss/s barracks and spray oss as a 1 inch di/ck all over the walls.
egg PB/s newly painted windows.
ring mims and and heavy breath down the fone…….. :-
then crash at bon bons……….nick her fly paper and set fire to her kitchen.
then sneak off and catch a flight to holland. O:)You should really….
go clubbing in Holland, preferably with a collection of different sized clubs for best effect :wink:
Go joy riding in oss/s barracks
Spray paint dave and give shazza the bill
Crash bat’s volvo into PB’s newly painted windows
Stick fly paper on Rubes punk collection and set fire to mims
Flirt with bon bon and drive Pepper batty by heavy breathing
Eat chinese with sunny, sian, pebs, shaz and pp before catching a 1 inch dic k.only if you come with me mims. i know a grt little irish pub we could go rampant in. 8)
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@the big hill wrote:
PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:
thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker ball in ya gob? or do you just prefer to watch?
even scarier that his fantasy includes me..i have knickers older than him!!! :shock:
@rubyred wrote:
@pats wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
nah im normally down that way this time of year.. its dundee hols, so i would spend them in me pals in Tunbridge wells,and another in surrey. so im kinda missing not being there. nothing holds me back pip, me and my red adidas holdall :)
p.s can i kip on yer couch ? ;)
lmao @ red adidas holdall. :lol: :lol: :lol:
are you slagging my red adidas holdall Patricia !! how dare you,, that holdalls seen some action i can tell ya ! my daughter offers me poncy suitcases on wheels etc,, but im stubborn as fook and the holdall gets taken out once more. it was even at tea in park other week, but its been washed !
I might even start a blog for it.. ! has more a social life than most ;)
hehe..if only holdalls cud talk. :lol:
weird innit rubes…..took my son a cuppa in bed yesterday….he was watching an old episode of top gear. we got talkin about the funniest bits…..so many cos those 3 crack me up……….ad a reet giggle fa over an hour..discussed alsorts…….not liqorish………then the git sed btw i need those 2 t shirts on the floor washed dried n ironed in a hour. i hid the one that ad a pic of a woman on and the slogan saying…….nice legs.what time do they open?……..as my baby surely doesnt do things like that??!!! :shock: got a fone call from littleun….he was staying at his cousins again whoooooooooo……….so settled here and ad a fookin riot in the chatroom. :lol:
@the big hill wrote:
@pats wrote:
well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)
ohh pats fank god ur ere, i need help, i really do, i keep gettin all me words wrong, i think i’m drunk, , do i seem drunk, or just mad, ur the only 1 who can save me now pats lol :lol: :wink:
dont make me have to slap u sensible hill……….. [-X
