PD

I’d have just kicked it in to next door’s garden… then phoned a Police Community Support Officer.

Almost everything and everyone!

@eve wrote:

I like my men like i like my coffee . Hot, strong n sweet.

Mae West.

Oddly enough, I like my women like I like my coffee – cheap, imported and south american

The judge will/should go by the spirit of the law, and not the letter of the law

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

A A Milne

@kent f OBE wrote:

brushed nylon :shock: is that different from nylon :lol:

Yes it is… it’s slightly fluffier, and when it was the craze I suffered from brushed nylon sheets on my bed for a while (in the days before duvets)… and any microscopic jagged bit of toenail would catch on it… it was a nightmare

@jen_jen wrote:

ecstatic :D

Static? It will be a build up of electrons from the rubbing of your brushed-nylon knickers – watchout for a shock when you take them off!

@thin ice wrote:

all you men be carefull

some very dodgy girls on the internet

Can you publish a list of them? So I can steer clear. :wink:

@NCb wrote:

Perhaps your right. I always say, that if a copier, computer, or anything mechanical or electric goes wrong or has a technical glitch; its because it’s of the male gender.

It’s the fault of the female operator

@kent f OBE wrote:

Who’s looking forward to the Olympics in 2012?
Personally I can’t wait I love watching most sports and seen as the hub of it is only going to be about 40 minutes away from me I’m really excited.
Heard on the news there are lots of dodgy websites selling dud tickets….so beware…its usually somthing I would fall for :lol:…

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I’d want a room with a view

@peanut wrote:

This is my dream car :wink: :lol:

Will you be transferring your neons and furry dice from your current car?

Now that Skoda is VW, they don’t half make good cars now

My dream car

Have you tried resetting Internet Explorer? Tools – Options – Advanced – Reset

If you’re really desperate, try installing Firefox or Chrome

@kent f OBE wrote:

@little gizmo wrote:

missin my babys kisses :( :(

do people ask someone to take a piccy of them kissing so they can put it on the boards so everyone knows they are in love? what did we do in the olden days? :lol:

One got the portrait painter do to it over several sittings – was more fun then

@WooHoo wrote:

THEN.. TAKE HER OUTSIDE, DO HER IN THE ALLEY WAY, SEND HER HOME IN A TAXI – IGNORE THE TEXTS SHE SENDS, AND HEY PRESTO.. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, AND PLAY HARD TO GET, SHE MAY BE BACK FOR MORE!!.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’m making notes here… this is real gold quality stuff

@GAZLAN wrote:

A shirt and trousers might make a better impression…. :wink:

Wot do you fink, tracky bottoms and my best Man U top? Trainers or DMs?

@(f)politics? wrote:

Bump!

Bump?