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I’d have just kicked it in to next door’s garden… then phoned a Police Community Support Officer.

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Almost everything and everyone!

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@eve wrote:

I like my men like i like my coffee . Hot, strong n sweet.

Mae West.

Oddly enough, I like my women like I like my coffee – cheap, imported and south american

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The judge will/should go by the spirit of the law, and not the letter of the law

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To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

A A Milne

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@kent f OBE wrote:

brushed nylon :shock: is that different from nylon :lol:

Yes it is… it’s slightly fluffier, and when it was the craze I suffered from brushed nylon sheets on my bed for a while (in the days before duvets)… and any microscopic jagged bit of toenail would catch on it… it was a nightmare

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@jen_jen wrote:

ecstatic :D

Static? It will be a build up of electrons from the rubbing of your brushed-nylon knickers – watchout for a shock when you take them off!

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@thin ice wrote:

all you men be carefull

some very dodgy girls on the internet

Can you publish a list of them? So I can steer clear. :wink:

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@ncb wrote:

Perhaps your right. I always say, that if a copier, computer, or anything mechanical or electric goes wrong or has a technical glitch; its because it’s of the male gender.

It’s the fault of the female operator

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