Pebbles

i missed the last 15 mins, did the woman with the cauliflower show hers?? :)

@rubyred wrote:

Cant even say arm candy, as i see bonnier lassies in my local :)

:lol:

yeah…if ive learnt one thing from this years bb housemates its dont ever have hair extentions…fook me have you seen the state of her hair??!! it was the same with steph, she looked quite pretty on launch night, for the next week she looked like she’d…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Bloody Nicole! yep reckon she`l be up..Blubbering all the time, and she looks a wreck!
aparently shes only had 2 baths since shes been in there..dirty ba*tard! :-…

lmfaoo omg tell me you’re not serious!!! 2 baths???

thats true,, rex had to tell her to bathe.. i think she is keeping her body under…

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@prettypink wrote:

Bloody Nicole! yep reckon she`l be up..Blubbering all the time, and she looks a wreck!
aparently shes only had 2 baths since shes been in there..dirty ba*tard! :-…

lmfaoo omg tell me you’re not serious!!! 2 baths???

i had a dream last week about having a pet that was a cross between a cat and a guinea pig :shock: it was cat size, had a guinea pig face and no tail – i was well confused

my bf said “somewhere out there, theres some sicko whacking off to this” :lol: :lol: :lol:

…and you just know hes right!

@PATS wrote:

for this weeks task the housemates have to learn the routine to micheal jacksons thriller. rex has to choreograph. :D :D

wicked!!

they have had some of the best tasks ever this year – my personal fav is still the electric shock one – that cracked me up :D

what got me was, the girl said she wanted it done because her sister had told everyone she had a hanging ham – what a bit.ch!!

having it done is one thing, but fancy going on tv, where correct me if im wrong, but wont all of those people who were told she had a hanging ham be watching and thinking “you know what, her sister was right!”

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Which BB9 Housemate are you?

apparantly mario has been offered money to go back in and pop the question…i predicted this might happen ages ago, although i did say it would happen at her eviction

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/article1567119.ece

aww bless him…he actually feels threatened by a woman admitting to having an interest in sex. Its fine for him to pork his way through heifers on this site AND to keep his bird on the back burner, but i think he actually believes that sex is for male enjoyment only :lol: :lol: (and it most probably is in his household)

do me a favour, check…[Read more]

so..when is it lucky?

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m just thinking how cool it would be if messages on here were all in the form of video clips by the individual posters. :P

It’ll never happen surely.
But there again…..

i’d rather not see you with your hands behind your head, especially not at dinner time.

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

first choice bridesmaid dress

one with tartan???

in all honesty??

i dont like the 1st one, its too plain

..dare i say it, i prefer the tartan 1 :shock:

and so Pebbles was converted lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

doubt my bridesmaids would go for it though, so despite plainess it will prob be the…

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its not my fault that you dont “fit in” is it?

now run along, if you shove your head just a little bit further up gay guys ar.se, he might just be your new sex toy :wink:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

first choice bridesmaid dress

one with tartan???

in all honesty??

i dont like the 1st one, its too plain

..dare i say it, i prefer the tartan 1 :shock:

the only sort of men who feel threatened by vibrators are those that either a) dont measure up, or b) cant last the distance…

so, which category do you fall in to? (feel free to say both :wink: )

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

wot about bridesmaids… maybe in smallish proportions??? just a thought [-o< :-

:-#

@Sir Actor wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

If in a unhappy marriage why not leave before meeting someone new?

sometimes it’s the “meeting someone new” that creates an unhappy marriage.
Unless your partner is also your best friend then what chance does your marriage stand in the long term?

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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me…

“Oi, what’s your disability?”

I said, “Tourettes! Now fu.ck off you c.unt!”