Pebbles

I’m one of those people that likes to have a sh.it while I’m reading.

This is also the reason why I’m banned from Waterstones.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

I hate those Chinese people, always giving me evils.

I bought a self-help tape the other day.

It was called “How to handle disappointment.”

When I opened the box, it was empty.

yep i shall probably watch it – sounds interesting :P

and yeah..cauliflower..WTF!! :shock:

@sharongooner wrote:

when will Amy be on at V…

has she been on yet? lemme know shaz :wink:

BB have their own version of brangelina and tomkat…..nicorex!! :lol:

BB return for luke & Bex? :shock:

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/realitytv/big-brother/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=9128757

..and pete, pi/ss off the thread if you dont like the show, the rest of us posting on here do :roll:

not fussed who goes tonight

yeah toy aint half bad..he just makes a mess with his cheese

you’d be surprised sian…some blokes see a drunk woman as a green light to do whatever they please

@sunny wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

The bit on the bottom right soothes the perianum nicely :lol:

HUH :? perianum ?????/

i think she means her ar.se hole sunny

ive watched corrie and turned the telly off for some tunessssss

@sunny wrote:

Does the round ball bit face up or down ???

jeez it looks like a black bloke with no arms

clean??? wtf :shock:

..and pats stop being coy tell us what you’ve test ridden 8)

@Sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

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@sunny wrote:

best sex toy ever is ya own fingers and its free 8) [/color]

:shock: dirty biatch :lol:

and oi…your homework for this week is to test ride the 12 inch black dil.do bought by your work mates and report back, ok?

i look forward to hearing your review in due course :wink:

@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

oh i see pip :) its a bit like my nan used to sing “show me the way to go home, im tired and i wanna go to bed, i had a little drink about an hour ago and its gone right to my head, no matter where i roam over land or sea or foam, you will always here me singing along, show me the way to go home!” :P

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

i creased up last night when she saw ken swigging whisky from the bottle, she said “all you need now is a paper bag, and im surprised you didnt swap the dog lead for a bit of rope” :lol:

she was on top form last night – one of the funniest characters in the programme

I’m sure the scriptwriters (who give her the…

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dunno sian, my object has yet to arrive..im expecting it before the weekend though 8)

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I gave £2 to someone collecting for the British Heart Foundation and as per usual, got a sticker that allowed me to walk past all the others. But here’s the thing – some little kid put 10p in and also got a sticker. How’s that fair? I should’ve been given loads of them if that’s the way they’re operating :evil:

tight fisted b.astard!