Pebbles

I see the government has announced they’re gonna put warnings on ciggies and alcohol in picture form…

The fags are gonna have pictures of cancerous lungs, and the beer’s gonna have pictures of fat birds.

A man walks in to a bar and is astonished to see three men and a dog playing poker at a corner table.

He watched in awe,then remarked, “That is the most amazing dog I have ever seen!”.

“Nah, he’s actually useless,” said one of the players. “Every time he gets a good hand he can’t stop wagging his tail”.

rach to win?? fook that! she does my fruit in – her idea of rebelling was kickin up a fuss about washing up ffs the boring biatch – get her out!!

cant believe the eye candy are up :twisted: i deffo want dale to stay – hes lusher than stu – but ive been lovin dale and stu’s duo diary room rants – they crack me up :P

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@bon bon wrote:

I leave my re usable supermarket bags to Rosepetal
My vibrators (hidden in drawer under my bed) to Pats
My brain to toybulldog to do with as he wishes
My children to Ruby (she’ll put them straight)
My pink checked asda jim jams to Sharongooner

If I’ve forgotten anyone or you have a special request pleas post here

With special…

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cant remember what happened last night, and its not on catch up tv ffs!!

did anything good happen?

:shock:

makes an interesting alternative to an ice cube i suppose :shock:

eat the what?? :lol: :lol:

@PATS wrote:

..i have knickers older than him!!! :shock: [/color]

really??? i had him down as an old fella :? in fact didnt he say he frequents the 50s room? sounds like hes seeking an older woman then…an older woman in a leather leotard no less…seems youre the “lucky” lady pats :lol:

@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker ball in ya gob? or…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

I wouldnt inflict my company on anyone at the moment

cheer up pete, have a good perv, that should sort you out :wink:

@minim wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

Height School ?

where they teach you how to be tall ?

ffs it’s going on everywhere

gawd lol, thats my post again, i meant high, not hight lol, i think i’ll put my bottle of noddy down now and have a bid…

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@toybulldog wrote:

I know I’m on the fick side but wots going on ?

and Onion Entities ?

last night aliens burgled my house, they took my furniture and replaced it all with exact replicas. I do hate it when that happens but will somehow cope.

but wtf are peeps on about these days ?

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

lmaooooooo caff you nutter – eragent error :lol: :lol: :lol:

@the big hill wrote:

eragent .

are you quite sure you’ve got a degree? :?

An English cat called “One two three” and a French cat called “Un deux trois” are arguing over which cat is the best swimmer, so they decide to have a race over the English channel and, of course, the English cat won, because the Un deux trois cat sank!

pip i missed big bro cos i was on a roll last night! gonna have to watch it on catch up later once i get myself feeling human again – just had a massive wedge of toast to try to soak some of it up! was supposed to be going shopping today but dont think i’ll even get dressed the way i feel :twisted:

@Bat wrote:

Speaking of clones ruby, I saw yours yesterday in f3. He or she left when they saw me though. :wink:

where were you last night when i needed ya??? i raided 40s room in a drunken state and said fook knows what!! at least on the boards you can re-read it the next day! i demand that you ban me if im ever seen staggering into the rooms…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

PATS YOU KNOW WHERE ITS ATTTTT

IIIIIII NEVER MEANT TO CAUSE YOU TROUBLE LALALALA

MY FAV COLD PLAY 1

what ya mean this pebs ?

LOL………naaaa…….thats ok

but as for revealing my rubber bands/cottage cheese fetish to the world……..you shall not be…

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I’d have an evening with the pi/ss heads – oh…that’ll be all of ya then wont it? 8)

i wanna see pip drink me under the table with her voddie, mud wrestle with sunny, have a 3some with pat and fastcars, get caff to knit me a cardie, eat quorn burgers with esme, visit shazzas zoo, sh.ag pilot to shut him up, flush anitas head down the bog,…[Read more]