Pebbles

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRSk355vXE ~ alan carr

love the silent witness joke :lol: :lol:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Yawn at these p!ss poor old jokes nicked from other sites :roll:

absolutely gutted, cos i so wanted your approval.

@Cymorill wrote:

No they either get aborted, or shoved into a home until someone decides to adopt them. Cat’s can look after themselves, babies and children can’t, think about that. :)

how does a woman giving birth to a child take up a home for an aborted baby you daft git :lol: :lol:

and kittens cant look after themselves actually. Youre…[Read more]

What did the dad buffalo say when he left his son?

Bison.

It’s a pity Zimbabwe hasn’t got any oil, people might give a shi.t…..

if its so cra.p doa, why did you attempt to resurrect a locked thread??

you little shi.t stirrer :wink: :P

pete cut the cra.p we all know you watch it every night like the rest of us in case you miss something

do babies get put down if they cant be rehomed?? think about it ….

sorry but i’d play them at their own game. So….you wanna steal food huh??

I’d be straight in the store room with a carrier, fill it with as much booze as i could carry then i’d lock myself in the bog (with dale =P~ ) and drink the lot 8)

@*Sian wrote:

It’s a well known fact, vets only come out with that tosh because they care about the strays, my old vet told me it is more likely that your cat will become ill if they don’t have kittens, just as it is more likely for a woman to get breast cancer if she hasn’t breast fed…

….and i assume from that that YOU dont care about the…[Read more]

Ta shaz :wink: i actually didnt miss it last night cos i checked the listings!!

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

ffs did ya see mikey just lead ballooning during the talent contest.. ! he told sheer filty jokes LOL. I thought i was hearing things.

the guide dog one.wrong wrong wrong. [-X

OMG did you see everyones faces?? :o talk about having an uncomfortable silence :lol: and lisa and mario ffs when she picked him up and…[Read more]

how about….

minx
meg
pepper
fraggle
minstrel

graham norton gets on my wick, julian is usually samey and predictable but alan carr is bloody hilarious!

@Esmeralda wrote:

If you want a mystical name, try FREJYA – pronounced FREYA.

She was a Norwegian goddess whose chariot was drawn by two cats

or

FRIGG a Norwegian shapeshifter and wife of Odin

she cant call her cat frig ffs! imagine shouting that down the garden :shock: :P

@fastcars wrote:

fariys

:lol:

says who? :?

ask any vet, when you take them for their first injections, they will tell you straight away to book them in for the op.

oh fu.ck its on NOW! :twisted: stop changing the bloody time

battery operated boyfriend? buzzzzzzzz 8) :P

@*Sian wrote:

I couldn’t speak much after 1 am :oops: Slurred my way to someones bed by 3am :oops: I always pick the one with the coats on :oops: Then I chucked up :oops: Mate came to find me and I was nekked on the floor in a heap :oops:

I haven’t been up long :oops:

sounds like you had a good night 8)