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step aside mutants! we have a clear winner 8)
@anita Gofradump wrote:
Women just want to use me as a sex object, and not have fine Intelligent conversation.
Sick of it i tell ya!have you been at the sauce? :shock:
how many times did you vote for yourself? :-k
Gay Simon goes to the doctors to get his test results. The Doctor says “I’m sorry but you’ve got Aids”.
Simon is devastated and asks the doctor what to do?
The doc says “eat 1 head of cabbage, 20 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, half a box of all bran serial and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.”
“Will it cure me?” asks Simon.
“No” said the doctor ” but it’ll give you a better understanding of what your ars.e is for!”Two gays are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch one, whom he beats to sh.it. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummeling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts:
“Where’s your fu.cking boyfriend?! If I find him I’m gonna shove this truncheon right up his a.rse!”
A voice from the darkness whispers:
“Im in the bin!”Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors “Mummy! Mummy! The bull’s fuc.king the cow!”
His mum says “No Tommy, you must be polite and say ‘the bull is surprising the cow'”.
Later on Tommy runs in again.
“Mummy! Mummy! The bull’s surprising all the cows!”
His mum says “No Tommy, the bull can’t be surprising all the cows”.
Tommy replies “Oh yes he can; He’s fuc.king the horse!”waking up in the night to throw my guts up and i know i’d had a skinful but im never normally sick. I reckon that curry was dodgy :shock:
@stone wrote:
Here is the very best version of David Bowie singing heroes live that i have ever seen .
Not sure of the year but judging by the look of the suit he is wearing i guess mid 80’s.
Feel free to post your fave bowie pics / song’s on here.
The guy is getting into his 60’s right now , and still a very handsome man dont you think.I’d do him phwaaaaaaarrrrrrr=P~
@kevin wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
never thought id say kevin had a point
would never say the same about you
:lol:
Boring!!! ^^^^ bulldog did that joke yesterday :roll:
