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  • #325450

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @kevin wrote:

    childbirth is painless

    Not even with a nose the size of yours?

    :lol: :lol: sorry that was funny i shouldnt mock

    only when it suits…just remember politics theres a person behind the screen

    #326319

    Call off the search party :lol: Its meeeee!

    I’ve been under that bed for 3 bloody days, and at last the fooker let me out to stretch my legs

    #325158

    55% are still very confused, and rightly so.

    And Born, bribing the folks from forum 3 with crappy signatures in exchange for a “woman” vote is cheating.

    #325579

    like i said, im not religious as such, its just something that sticks in my head from when i went to sunday school as a kid. Your brain always remembers the juicy bits of any situation :P Scared me for sure :shock:

    #325576

    thing is, im not a religoius person as such, but doesnt the bible say that if you take your own life that you go straight to hell??!!

    Like i said im not really religious, but its one of the only things that sticks in my mind from sunday school when i was a kid and even now i wouldnt chance it! :shock:

    #325434

    how many have you got shaz?

    #325432

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Oh the joys (and pains) of childbirth…

    1st time scared the hell out of me… 6 weeks early. 18 hours. They tried to give me an epidural but everytime they tried to put the needle in my back my right leg kept kicking out… I had my mum and Dave with me for support too. The aneasthatist got in a bit of a strop and shouted “sit still”.. so I shouted “Im fucking trying”.. my mum went “SHARON!!!!!!” all embarrased at me lol. Then the moment came and the pain went. Then they took him to special care as he was 4lb 12oz, and I cried myself unconcious.

    2nd time I thought… Im gonna give this gas and air a damn good go this time, as my breathing was terrible 1st time. So sucked away on that and it gave me this wierd tingling/pins and needles feeling all around my mouth… Dave said I turned to him and shouted “get it off my lip”.. he laughed and said “what… there’s nothing there”..

    Then I had Dave’s head in an armlock at the side of the bed, and the nurse started to put the bed up in height.. Dave nearly lifted off the floor… ffs it was soooo funny lmao.

    Then I gave birth and said “oh…. its a baaaaabyyyy”… discharged myself 6 hours later as it was very near Christmas. Slept all night in my own bed like a log and Dave bonded with baby.

    Great memories… real miracles 8)

    shaz you nutter that cracked me up :lol: :lol:

    #325137

    @rednotdead wrote:

    Note to Pebbles…….PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE … put a public health warning on this post …took 10 years off my life and i must have sh*t 4 stone in pure fear at this :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :P

    its ok sweets i think shes on one of those long haul truck drives – she wont show her manly face around here till mid week i shouldnt think. You can sleep easy :wink: :P

    #325645

    I’ve never found American Sitcoms to be that funny, maybe I havent given them a chance, I dunno :?

    The only one i’ve taken to is friends and that took some getting used to. I didnt get into it until way after everyone else i knew watched it. But yeah its ok

    ….hey how you doin :wink:

    #325528

    Yeah its official, at the moment Pats is just chats biggest weirdo :wink: :P

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