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aww bless him…he actually feels threatened by a woman admitting to having an interest in sex. Its fine for him to pork his way through heifers on this site AND to keep his bird on the back burner, but i think he actually believes that sex is for male enjoyment only :lol: :lol: (and it most probably is in his household)
do me a favour, check your birds bedside drawer…and dont be too shocked will ya :wink:
so..when is it lucky?
@sir Actor wrote:
I’m just thinking how cool it would be if messages on here were all in the form of video clips by the individual posters. :P
It’ll never happen surely.
But there again…..i’d rather not see you with your hands behind your head, especially not at dinner time.
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
in all honesty??
i dont like the 1st one, its too plain
..dare i say it, i prefer the tartan 1 :shock:
and so Pebbles was converted lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
doubt my bridesmaids would go for it though, so despite plainess it will prob be the first lol :lol:
:? fu.ck what they want to wear, its your wedding!
on second thoughts, stick with the plain ones, in fact, make them look as dowdy as possible …cant have them out shining the bride :wink: :)
its not my fault that you dont “fit in” is it?
now run along, if you shove your head just a little bit further up gay guys ar.se, he might just be your new sex toy :wink:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
in all honesty??
i dont like the 1st one, its too plain
..dare i say it, i prefer the tartan 1 :shock:
the only sort of men who feel threatened by vibrators are those that either a) dont measure up, or b) cant last the distance…
so, which category do you fall in to? (feel free to say both :wink: )
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
wot about bridesmaids… maybe in smallish proportions??? just a thought [-o< :-
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@sir Actor wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
If in a unhappy marriage why not leave before meeting someone new?
sometimes it’s the “meeting someone new” that creates an unhappy marriage.
Unless your partner is also your best friend then what chance does your marriage stand in the long term?did your wife remain your best friend after she found out you fu.cked a fat bird around the back of a pub …or doesnt she know (yet)? :wink:
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me…
“Oi, what’s your disability?”
I said, “Tourettes! Now fu.ck off you c.unt!”
