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were having a bad thunder storm and i cant find my stray cat stewie
@ukpilot wrote:
Moral of this tale is don’t expect fairness from the powers that are JC
youre not the first, and you wont be the last person to get banned for not getting on with a chat guides bessy mate (or bed partner :lol: ) Favouritism sucks but live and learn…ie in future if you want to rant, do it on here, not in the rooms, cos theres f.uck all anyone (bar pb and uk host) can do about it :wink: :lol:
@prettypink wrote:
Dunno what the “F” your all taling about… but i luuuuuuvs yas!!!!!!!!!!!!
pip you big pi/ss head!! 8) :P
@bon bon wrote:
apparently the ladies in JC are soon going to be struck down by a killer form of a STD :shock:
cyber STD’s eh…this could wipe out JC :shock: Is this part of swords masterplan to shut this place down? :wink: :lol:
shrivelled
ive got a plague of flying ants in the back yard :twisted: vile little creatures
@ukpilot wrote:
Wonders if Pete can concoct a picture of a prune and post it as peebles pic ??? Pete its over to you !
dunno, but someone who attended a recent jc meat market said they lost their “appetite” after they found out what was on the menu
well, I had a belter last night! I dreamt that i was going out with george clooney! it was the early stages of the relationship and we were stuck to each others faces like leeches – i swear at one stage i gave him a bj :shock: 8) the weird thing is, hes not someone i’d say i fancy like mad in real life, so i dont know why my brain chose him :? ….anyway, part way through the dream, he sort of morphed into jack from eastenders…and i thought, now you’re talking!!! phwoooooarrrrrr. Everything was going great…until i heard my cat hocking up a fur ball in the middle of the night which woke me up :twisted: i was gutted!! finally managed to get back to sleep, but this is when it all went tits up. I think me and george/jack were at my mum and dads house upstairs and i was saying how we never seemed to get anytime on our own (this is true of real life when i used to live at my mums as we have a big family and i never got a minute to myself)…next thing you know, he went downstairs, and when he came back up he was making a phone call. I heard him say “ambulance” …calm as you like. I said “whats going on?” and he said “your dads had a heart attack” I ran downstairs and saw my dad sitting upright on the sofa, and all his left side had gone (like he had suffered a stroke) …the ambulance came and mum went with him. me and george/jack said we would follow in the car. This is where it gets weird…we ended up in an off license that belongs to an asian mate at work (ive never actually been in his parents shop – and the shop in the dream isnt one ive ever been in either – how freaked out will i be if i ever go to my mates parents shop and find its the same one in the dream!! :shock: ) anyway we didnt buy anything but my mate asked me to help him out behind the counter for an hour, which i did. Then news came to us that my sister had given birth to a baby girl called Troc (i think this is a result of me starting the weird names thread yesterday!) and i then had a feeling that my dad had died because people say when you hear about a birth it usually follows a death…the dream is a bit hazy after this but i think my dad did die…someone mentioned he was only 52. (I think hes actually 55ish in real life so phew!)
noooooo webecca!!!! Yeah she was starting to do my head in and I was sick of the sight of her flabby melons, BUT… bloody hell, just as she and luke had a heart to heart and confess they fancy each other, you lot get her thrown out! ffs, a few more days and she might have popped his cherry. Spoilsports! I sooo wanted Mo to go, damn hes a pot bellied waste of space – i want him outttttttt
cant even say who i want to win at this stage, im liking lisa, dale and luke but theres no clear winner yet.
@prettypink wrote:
@prettypink wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
sorry i cant see anythin(aka pip styleeee) school nite as welllll yeahhhhhh im a rebel you know it 8)
AND im up for 2moro nite round 2 !!!!!! 8)
(o gawddd for fooks sake trutth be known ive editetied at leaset 5 times !!
Haa! That made me laugh, and at this time of the morning, thats very rare for me. Hows the head pebbs? :lol: :lol: Blimey do i really type like that :shock:
Just read this again..like 8 hours later, and im still chuckling! Im assuming you got to work? Off out
for an early livner! See yas laters :wink:OH NO!!! :oops:
made it to work – looked pale as fook all day though! threw on the first items of clothing i got my hands on this morning and felt a right state all day :shock: feel knackered now, i’ll be struggling to keep awake for the 2nd BB show i can tell ya! God what was i thinking??? i drink lead to another….before i knew it i was wasted and blasting amy out at all hours of the night – strongest thing im having tonight is tea – although i did have a lager at lunchtime! lol @ early livner :lol: its your turn tonight pip 8) :lol:
