Peco

Good advice PB, and worth repeating from time to time.

A big turn-off for me is when a woman has a really hairy back and doesn’t shave it.

For me there’s lots of “weird” things, but maybe they’re not so weird.

Watching a woman get ready to go out, and going through the whole thing of drying and brushing their hair, putting make-up on, especially lipstick. Getting dressed, and watching them smooth out any wrinkles in their clothes using their hands, especially a dress or skirt. Just…[Read more]

I don’t use it anymore. I really don’t give a f..k who is online at the same time as me, and I’ve never been able to understand why anyone gives a f..k when I’m online at the same time as them.

I removed it about a year ago.

Buy a squeegy wiper, spit on the screen, then wipe it off.

Some cars already have sensor type wipers that come on when water hits the windscreen. I don’t know if bird s h i t triggers them, or dead bugs splattering on the screen.

Can it be two very very long words? And what about hyphenated words? Do they count as one or two?

Is this a trick question?

It does get awful lonely up here.

Would it be JAPAN? I think they did a song called Ghosts, and the lead singer was blonde, with a pasty face. It would be the right era anyway.

No Fastclown, I don’t want to talk about that here either. Another thread perhaps? You could start it, or even do a poll on me.

This thread was not for people to post pics of pets. Thank you!

I have to draw the line somehwere, before we’re inundated with pics of goldfish, stick-insects, and gerbils.

I’ve never known a cat to be impressed with anything.

I f..king hate Noel Edmonds. I hate that f..king programme. I won’t play that f..king game.

Oh no! Doggers!……………… in suits too!

Individuality is a disease. There is a cure.

YOU NEED……..

Cheers oOneo! I am though concerned that this thread is getting out of hand. Some people are just determined not to let it die a gracefull death. It should be allowed to drift quietly into message board oblivion. It’s not a lonely-hearts club venue ffs. I’m worried that word will now spread among the great unwashed of JC that this is a fun place…[Read more]

You mean the one with the large breasts in it oss?

I considered responding to that too ruby, me being Scottish, but I thought better of it for 2 reasons, one because I’m weary of doing battle with sassenachs, and two because I felt there was no malice in Observer’s comments. I’m sure he said it in the spirit of friendly banter.

Never did I think that I would end up playing cupid when I started this thread, a thread of romance that now stretches from observer to crazy chick, and that could be broken as easily as a heart.

Oh ye love-hungry message boarders, tread warily lest ye be hurt. Many a broken heart lies herein these messages, and the thread that binds lovers can…[Read more]

Galaxy, you’d know better than me. I’m just old and decrepit.