Peco

It depends on how clean the seat is.

Well, his mirror is a fair size I reckon. Of course, women like a big one, but all I’ve got is a little one.

I got mine from Boots the chemist years ago.

Some people are talkers, some are listeners, same applies here, some are writers, and some readers, I like to write more than read, but that’s not to say I don’t read as much as I write, on the contrary, I probably write about half as much as I read.

I’m not sure if “unexplainable” is a true word, but it sounds to me like it is, however, “inexplicable” essentially means that which can not be explained. Logically, I would say that as unexplained means that which has not yet been explained, “unexplainable” would mean that which is the opposite of the explainable, and the latter being a true word…[Read more]

Hey guest, get your a r s e in here and post a reply. We know you can do it if you try.

No, you need not f..k off observer, you have replied and fulfilled your obligations as a true message boarder, and I thank you for being more than just an observer observer.

Did you know that the Mc pre-fix denotes SON OF? This means that in McCloud one would be the son of McCloud.

McCallan would be the same, but Callan would mean the illegitimate son or daughter of McCallan.

I’ve never had a body like those guys, even when I worked out at the gym 3 times a week and went swimming. It takes bloody hard work to get a body like that, but a lot of it is down to genes too. I did about 400 sit-ups a week for 6 months and still couldn’t get a six pack, but I did get my 33 waist back down to 30, but that was about 3 years ago…[Read more]

Jayne, that wasn’t reall me in that pic, this is me here………..

I usually wear clothes when I’m sitting at my comp, but it was real hot last summer when I took this at home.

But I’ve put on a bit of weight since then.

Ye canny beat good auld fashioned ginger snaps.

Sorry Jayne, that is mother’s picture, and she won’t be happy if she catches me talking to you.

Coming mother!

The solution to this problem is simple. The birds should peck-out the logger’s eyes, and when he’s bled to death, the squirrels eat his nuts. The answer is – 2 eyes
– 2 nuts
= 0

as they cancel each other out.

No no no! That is a daft idea. You haven’t considered pedestrians wearing yellow coats walking across a yellow road, they’d be too easily hit by cars who couldn’t see them crossing. And what about brown roads? I’d never be able to see the dog s h i t and avoid stepping on it. You also forgot about parking, what if I had a blue car, and my…[Read more]

Yes. I gave up hope of getting back £20.00 I lent someone.

I hate the bad manners of people who give you a dirty look when you take the last biscuit or sandwich on a plate without asking first if anyone wants it. They ought to just take the f..king biscuit or sandwich if they want it themselves and not spoil my enjoyment of my food with their dirty looks. I think they are just plain ignorant.

I don’t believe that story. No-one can survive for a year withour food. Some hunger strikers have survived a long time by refusing solids, but still taking various fluids to sustain them.

I hate the bad manners of people who give you a dirty look when you butt-in and interupt their conversation with another person.

I hate the bad manners of people who show no concern for my groceries when I bang into the back of their heels in the supermarket isles. They never stop to think that I might have fragile stuff like eggs in my trolley…[Read more]

I hate the bad manners of people who won’t get out of my way, forcing me to push and shove to get to the front of a que.

I hate the bad manners of people who are waiting outside a phone booth to use it after me when I’m only in there to get out of the rain and I’m only pretending to be using the phone. I think it’s really ignorant of them when…[Read more]

That was fresh finger, not fresh ginger.