Pete

maybe they were just expressing amazement or disbelief, you said “I look terrible” and they replied “fuck off” ????

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Tom, following your recent gloriously unsuccessful attempt to subvert the democratic process (by standing for the BNP in a Parliamentary election) certain ‘gentlemen’ of my acquaintance have taken a passing interest in your health.

You know the ones – they wear back shirts with white ties, loud pin striped suits and scoff loads…

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@Tom wrote:

I’m also left winged when it comes to economics. Fair economy for all and nationalisation. make fun of the rich and death to capitalism.

People need to learn that left/right does not refer to social stances, but only to economic stances.

You have………..

left up right
down

Blair, was right-up.…

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So nasty and painful she couldn’t possibly dress up and pose nicely for the nice photographer.

Of course I can, I am nice, it’s probably my biggest fault.

Or…. and this is radical…. don’t dye your hair :lol:

There’s nothing like sticking to the one thread that you started that happens to be about you :lol:

Because love is an adult relationship, I cannot even vaguely remember considering anything to do with sex when i was in infants school. Where there as many underage pregnancies “back then” ? If not why not ? If not then let’s get back to then, an age where sex didn’t sell Cadbury’s flake or Cadbury caramel, where we knew what to do with shower gel…[Read more]

Get both :P

While you’re up the shop get some shortbread then eh :D/

I dont want all the biscuits, we can share

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Meet me half way, i won’t attack you but i’ll share your biscuits :P

how nice is that ffs

That’s kind of like being a sad case on my behalf, i have to give you biscuits in order for you not to attack me, and be my friend! :lol:

no i just want the biscuits really

Meet me half way, i won’t attack you but i’ll share your biscuits :P

how nice is that ffs

or gertcha

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best get yaself a big packet of biscuits :lol:

Matthew 5:38-40 (New International Version)

38″You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ 39But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well.

fuck off :lol:

@thin ice wrote:

yesterday i was in a devilish sort of mood and was in need of some light entertainment
i would like to thank pete for providing it
thank you pete

how nice was that

Glad i could brighten your day :P

Sorry i just thought when you said “it’s coming i dont know when but it’s coming ” :shock: