Pete

@Pete wrote:

Humans are the only animals to sleep on their backs.

Hmmmm I’m not sure about this one…one of my cats sleeps on her back, legs akimbo….she’s a floozy….don’t know where she gets it from…. :- :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Why is everyone fixating on the calorific substance :shock:

I’m not . . :wink:

@Pete wrote:

how long is recovery ?

ha ha pete got it :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.

The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.

Wonders if Slimmers World and Weight Watchers will incorporate these facts into the next revision of their diet plan.

Wonders…

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@Pete wrote:

Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.

The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.

Wonders if Slimmers World and Weight Watchers will incorporate these facts into the next revision of their diet plan.

Wonders if fact 3 were…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

who’s your daily bag today then ?

bludy cheek calling me a bag :roll:

@Pete wrote:

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

men will never be domesticated :lol:

@Pete wrote:

who’s your daily bag today then ?

PMSL :lol:

@Pete wrote:

you lose skin from your fingers typing ? :shock:

no wonder i’m known as stumpy :lol:

:shock: :-#

@Pete wrote:

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.

:shock: :oops:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

wishes people would use pics without all the crap top and bottom :lol:

what crap top and bottom? :roll:

oh eve…i couldnt possibly say but some one in the chat room lol

that crap top and bottom

Susie just right click on the pic click on properties the link will be there.. copy and paste that

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@Pete wrote:

you could always have the train derail because of a defect rail or worn points or a cracked crossing though your orifice may be fundementally more uncomfortable then :wink:

true. I’m more cheesed of that it’s a last minute thing, i even checked the website just in case and didn’t see any warnings.

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@Pete wrote:

I’m doing yours as we speak (type) ok :evil: :lol:

ok ok chillax :lol:

@Pete wrote:

She did say fck me boots thank you for pointing out my stupidity #-o

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no wonder you couldn’t find the fricking thing!

@Pete wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

well i cant find hot pants hint of ass cheek cleavage big earrings fck off boots so she aint getting one :lol:

u lost that piccy of me then?

it’s my desktop background :wink:

im sure she said fk me boots! or was that my gutter mind again? (not trawling through threads) :roll:

@Pete wrote:

well i cant find hot pants hint of ass cheek cleavage big earrings fck off boots so she aint getting one :lol:

u lost that piccy of me then?

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

you dont want to know

tell your aunty kenty (more like grandaughter going by age :lol: but im trying to cheer him up)

it aint bleedin working

@Pete wrote:

you dont want to know

tell your aunty kenty (more like grandaughter going by age :lol: but im trying to cheer him up)

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Tweety, Woohoo & Tinkerbell have gone. :-k

Where are you guys? Missing your contributions. :)

Still can’t get that image out of my head what Tweety did with that coconut. Normal girls on tele use a ping pong ball..

exactly what are you saying… :shock:

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@Pete wrote:

I could post the link but it aint nice pics :?

I’ve had those too Pete.. I mean, Dwarf Porn isn’t my cup of tea either.. :shock: