[Pete]

do knifemen usually lurk or do they think oh shit and leg it She’s still gonna feel guilty i reckon no matter what rational reasons she thinks of for not getting out of the vehicle she’s gonna think if only

[Pete]

:shock: eek

[Pete]

coccyx btw

[Pete]

Get one of them donut thingys to sit on

[Pete]

Scouse walks into a job centre says “i’m looking for work”
Assistant says “i’ve got one here chauffer £600 a week comes with a 3 bedroom house all bills paid including keep use of the Bentley after 6p.m. and you get to sleep with the employers beautiful daughter”
“you’re taking the piss” says scouse
“well you fucking started it” replies assistant

[Pete]

make them stop :shock:

[Pete]

Did this woman have to walk into the middle of a fight ?

[Pete]

Just remember the rules only try to miss an animal if you have to report it

[Pete]

Never hit a dig so i dunno if you have to report it… you do with dogs though

[Pete]

Ran a pet shop and had a hamster which literally growled and charged the bars if you went anywhere near it Family took it on and reckoned they got to handle it after a while i wouldnt have gone near the vicious bugger

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