[Pete]

Original English Text:
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Translated to French:
Petite Mlle Muffet
SAT sur un tuffet
Manger de ses laits caillés et petit lait le long est venu une araignée
Et assis près de elle
Et Mlle effrayée Muffet loin

Translated back to English:
Small Miss Muffet SAT on a tuffet To eat her curdled milk and whey length came a spider And sat close to it And frightened Miss Muffet far

Translated to German:
Kleines Fräulein Muffet SAT auf einem tuffet, zum ihres geronnenen Milch- und Molkelänge zu essen kam eine Spinne und saß nah an ihr und erschrak Fräulein Muffet weit

Translated back to English:
Small Ms Muffet SAT on one tuffet, to their run milk and whey length to eat came a spider and sat near at it and frightened Ms Muffet far

Translated to Italian:
Piccola sig.ra Muffet SAT su un tuffet, al loro latte di esecuzione e lunghezza del siero di latte da mangiare è venuto un ragno e si è seduta vicino ed ha spaventato sig.ra Muffet lontano

Translated back to English:
Small sig.ra Muffet SAT on a tuffet, to their latte of execution and length of the serum of latte to eat has come a spider and it has sat down near and it has scared sig.ra Muffet far away

Translated to Portuguese:
Sig.ra pequeno Muffet SAT em um tuffet, a seu latte da execução e a comprimento do soro do latte a comer veio uma aranha e sentou-se para baixo próximo e scared sig.ra Muffet longe

Translated back to English:
Sig.ra small Muffet SAT in one tuffet, its latte of the execution and the length of the serum of latte to eat lode a spider and sat down next and scared downward sig.ra Muffet far

Translated to Spanish:
Sig.ra pequeño Muffet SAT en un tuffet, su latte de la ejecución y la longitud del suero del latte para comer la veta una araña y sentado después y sig.ra hacia abajo asustado Muffet lejos

Translated back to English:
Sig.ra small Muffet the SAT in tuffet, his latte of the execution and the length of the serum of latte to eat the vein far a spider and seated and sig.ra later downwards scared Muffet

[Pete]

Original English Text:
Isn’t it a lovely day

Translated to French:
Isn’ ; t il un beau jour

Translated back to English:
Isn’ T it one beautiful day

Translated to German:
Isn’ T es ein schöner Tag

Translated back to English:
Isn’ T it a beautiful day

Translated to Italian:
Isn’ T un bello giorno

Translated back to English:
Isn’ T a beautiful day

Translated to Portuguese:
Isn’ T um o dia bonito

Translated back to English:
Isn’ T one the pretty day

Translated to Spanish:
Isn’ T uno el día bonito

Translated back to English:
Isn’ T the one day tuna

:?

[Pete]

Phew not me then :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o&feature=related :- :lol:

[Pete]

https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=18204&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[Pete]

@legend wrote:

@pete wrote:

Unlike which other non farce democracies ?

DPRK’s style of socialism is the only true democracy.
Kim Jong-il all the way.

Ok enough ffs you’re about as much Korean as I am. Is there just ONE post you haven’t lied in so far.

[Pete]

Gives a whole new meaning to “dropped a bollock” :?

[Pete]

I just wonder if it’s all a load of bollocks

[Pete]

Now then now then now then

Fire

[Pete]

Lets rock

Black Betty

[Pete]

How’s about this then guys and gals

Hold Your Head Up

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