[Pete]

I should imagine theres a few in chat who think they are :lol:

[Pete]

if you count at 2 numbers a second its gonna take you 139 hrs to count to 1 million

[Pete]

I am old i have learned when to STFU (sometimes)

[Pete]

@forumhostpb wrote:

If only I knew then what I know now ….. I’d have had the knickers off my next door neighbour’s daughter.

If my ‘performance’ then was what it is now – I’d have been wasting my time (and hers).

why would you want to wear her knickers :shock:

[Pete]

Nah you smile occasionally

[Pete]

It doesnt pass you by it just stores all the shit up and then one day you realise if you hadnt done that maybe you could have changed stuff and now it’s too fucking late Curl up for too long and rigor sets in

[Pete]

Be no point as usual i wouldnt listen

[Pete]

Ah but you aint as old as me and i’m telling you it dont work

[Pete]

@will wrote:

too bad.

typical when you dont have a sensible answer but then when did you ever

[Pete]

Ah but i do mind

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