pikey

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she’s gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Follow her down to a bridge by a f…[Read more]

I’d say not enough drugs was half of your lot’s problem. To paraphrase the mighty Bill Hicks, if you don’t think that drugs and drug users have made a positive contribution to our society over the years, then I encourage you to take all the best albums out of your record collections and burn them. And those bands and musicians that have spoken out…[Read more]

Perhaps he means they’re not getting enough sun. I hear you can get nasty vitamin deficiencies that way.

And what exactly is wrong with being a drug addled toss-pot?

As soon as your born they make you feel small,
By giving you no time instead of it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school,
They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool,
Till you’re so fucking…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Getting a blowjob from Cherie would probably get them the sack.

:lol: It’d be like putting your willie in a letter box.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

So how do you represent the views of perhaps millions of ordinary decent English citizens who want to see foreign criminals / bogus asylum seekers / Islamic terrorists etc etc removed from the country or at the least effectively denied entry???

On the face of it, anybody with these views is automatically branded a ”Nazi” or a…

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But, interestingly, the BNP seem to have most success in wards where the population is mainly white. I believe this is because they prey on fear and ignorance, not true experience.

I have terrible trouble with my placenta. Gives me all sorts of gyp.

Yeah. I’ve been to Leeds too.

:-s Might be, probably isn’t.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Can I join PPPACFEHD??

I have my newly pressed three piece suit and the Rat Pack playing in the background!

You’ll need a hat. If you progress well and show the correct amount of spunk and derring do, you may be seconded to our special forces the Popular Pikey People’s Action Collective (Special Forces) for the Eradication of…[Read more]

:-s Hasselhoff is winning! Never fear, though. The Popular Pikey People’s Action Collective Front for the Eradication of Hasselhoff and Dion (PPPACFEHD) will purge this menace from our midst!

I disagree, Slayer. I think our saving grace is that it’s all a load of balls.

Tell me who’s that writin’, John the Revelator
Tell me who’s that writin’, John the Revelator
Tell me who’s that writin’, John the Revelator
Wrote the Book of the Seven Seals

Tell me who’s that writin’, John the Revelator
Tell me who’s that writin’, John the Revelator
Tell me who’s that writin’, John the Revelator
Wrote the Book of the Seven S…[Read more]

I think what she’s saying is pretty consistent with her Good Book. She thinks her nation is akin to the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. God visited His fury upon these places for failing to uphold his standards.

I think it points to precisely the quandary we all face as human beings today. We tolerate sodomy; we eat shellfish and other unclean…[Read more]

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire;
Bring me my Spe…[Read more]

I get semis all the time. Perhaps it’s all the plastic our food is wrapped in these days.

Well, when you’re sitting there
In your silk upholstered chair
Talking to some rich folks that you know
Well I hope you won’t see me
In my ragged company
You know I could never be alone

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowe…[Read more]

@angel* wrote:

Well I’ve just opened me pressie from me hubby…… it’s a beautiful gold Guardian Angel locket

Does that mean you are now honour bound to stand on underground trains wearing a pink beret?