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Righty then. In that case I’m in. On the condition that it’s at least a couple of hundred as a token to keep the plebs out. :D

@*Sian* wrote:

You lot all pee in the same pot, I wouldn’t trust your loose security/moral if my life depended on it

:-s That’s disgusting. I never knew that. I’m afraid, in that case, that I can have no further association with the entire enterprise. I withdraw all my previous support. How very sordid.

Is there any chance, PB, that those of us with the wanga, and the inclination, who chuck a bit more in than the frankly insulting tenner can get some sort of VIP pass to distinguish us from the riff-raff? Platinum Class or Adamantium Club Member or something?

:lol: Although I will miss his colourful Antipodean flourishes.

:lol: I agree with the Tomster. This initiative is getting rid of entirely the right people; colonial technophobes and poor people.

If people like Captain Charisma are prepared to pay two-hundred pounds to carry on using this august website, I feel honour bound to chuck a grand in. It’s the least I can do.

I have no truck with credit cards, though, having always thought them an obvious confidence trick played on poor people. It’ll have to be a banker’s draft and a reference…[Read more]

I voted I spend a tenner on booze in a day – this is good value.

I agree with the sentiment, if not the sums. Why, a tenner, as common people refer to these things that Jenkings carries around for me, isn’t even enough to procure a decent bottle of Château Grillet.

I’ll be paying with a casual disregard for the value of money. :D

I voted ‘other’. I smoke every time I see someone cool on the telly doing it, or a race car with ciggy advertising on it, or one of those lung cancer government warning adverts. I had an asthma attack after the last grand prix.

I’m not completely un-health conscious, though. I always get my tobacconist to check through the packs and find me one…[Read more]

:lol: Boumsong would play better if he left the boxes on his. How do you spell hapless?

:lol: Shearer and Roeder out!

Batten up the hatches, here comes the cold
I can feel it creeping, it’s making me old
You give me so much love that it blows my brains out

You need something better than the bacon and eggs
The creaking in the walls and the banging in the bed
You give me so much love that it blows my brains out

Summer rain, dripping down your face again
Summer…[Read more]

:lol: Me ears are alight.

It was only last June
When her old man ran away
She couldn’t stop crying
‘Cause she knew he was gone 2 stay

It was 10:35 on a lonely friday night
She was standin’ by the bar
Hmm, she was lookin’ alright, yeah

I asked if she wanted 2 dance
And she said all she wanted was a good man
And wanted 2 know
If I thought I was qualified, yeah

And I said,…[Read more]

Besides, I’ve just looked at the thread and there’s a Travel Lodge involved, not to mention collections of ugly people. I couldn’t possibly be involved in a sordid caper like that. Isn’t there a Claridges in Newcastle?

Crimped. Might get some highlights done.

:lol: Don’t be raising eyebrows. I can’t go anyway. I’m having my ear hair styled.

Forum four? Sod that for a game of international class backgammon.

I don’t know. You spend a few days saving the free world from certain destruction at the hands of evil international terrorists, using only your wits and a cunningly deployed clipper lighter – all the time managing to retake and extend your lead in the JC Fantasy Footy League – and no sod will keep you informed on the party news. What’s a chap…[Read more]

:-s Right. That’s it. I’m off in a huff.

Oi.