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Uncanny. The fellow’s some kind of low level superhero. And to think how proud of my endos I used to be.
I say, reading back, that Panda woman’s a bit unpleasant, eh? Seems to have her default setting on ‘drug dealer’s, Daily Mail reading pit-bull’. Frightful. I do hope she doesn’t try and engage in conversation. It’s all rather common.
I do think I might of had her, old thing.
I’m very glad you are, Tomster, old chap. The country needs young fellows like you. You’re not still on about all that nationalist rot, are you? You’re like Luke Skywalker’s dad, you are. First we think you’re a good guy, you flirt with The Dark Side, then we recover you but our hopes are dashed when you seem to be lost forever. You’ll come good in the end, though, when you finally confront the diabolic majesty of the Dark Side made flesh in your Emperor. You’ll stand next to Ben and Yoda in rapturous contentment when the Dark is banished. You mark my words.
Has anyone heard report of my ruinous trinity abroad in this place? They must be tempted. I’m still quite proud of my grisly smitheries. I’d have been like Tantalus spying a big bunch of juicy grapes.
The Republic of the United Kingdom? Nice one.
You people need to get something straight. You seem to think that all the facets of this business, the wheres and how should bes, are something to do with you. You seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that you are citizens, that you are as important as the next person. This is wrong. Those of you that live in the UK, and to a similar extent those of you who live in the Commonwealth nations, are subjects. You’re all fucking peasants. Those of you who don’t live in the Commonwealth or the UK are foreigners and, thus, have even less to do with it.
Hard cheese.
When that I was a little wee boy
Sing hey ho, the wind and rain
Life was a song, and love a toy
The rain it rains, ‘most every dayAnd when I came to man’s estate
Sing hey ho, the wind and rain
‘Gainst thieves and knaves men shut their gate
The rain it rains, ‘most every dayHey ho, the wind and rain
The rain it rains ‘most every dayTen pretty girls all in one row
Sing hey ho, the wind and rain
Will blow their petticoats to and fro
And the rain it rains, ‘most every dayTen brave boys on the courtyard wall
Sing hey ho, the wind and rain
The bigger they come, the harder they fall
And the rain it rains, ‘most every dayHey ho, the wind and rain
The rain it rains ‘most every dayThe wind blows high, and the wind blows low
Sing hey ho, the wind and rain
Turns a friend into a foe
The rain it rains, ‘most every dayA long time ago, the world was begun
Sing hey ho, the wind and rain
And since that day, this song’s been sung
The rain it rains, ‘most every dayHey ho, the wind and rain
The rain it rains ‘most every dayHey ho, the wind and rain
The rain it rains ‘most every dayThe Rain it Rains ~ Spiers and Boden
Have you tried belting them, rubbing their noses in the mess and chucking them on the back garden, all the while profanely shouting at them?
I’ve noticed that the media spotlight has been turned on the Persians and I too suspect that may be because military action is being considered by the allies of Britain.
However, that notwithstanding, evil like the stoning of slags, and some of my fondest acquaintances are slags, should not be ignored or accepted. A despotic law is a despotic law, regardless of where it originates. As freeborn Britons, we should be at liberty to voice our dismay and disgust in exactly the same way as we should be free to voice our distaste at the latest execution of a criminal in Texas. It doesn’t mean we necessarily want Britain to go to war with either territory. Separation of the issues is called for.
Would we expect Persians to remain quiet if Britain passed a law forcing all Muslims in the realm to kiss a dog’s backside upon rising and eat a mandatory bacon sandwich every day on pain of death by gay dominatrix? I suspect we could expect what ever we fancied. They would quite rightly be outraged and be vehement in that outrage. Everyone just has to remember it works both ways.
@jen_jen wrote:
I thought piking sounded a bit nasty actually, made me wince a little :-s
It is true that a good piking will involve wincing.
If I was dying, I’d spend all my money on booze, whores and narcotics. I might do it anyway. After all, you never know if you’ll be hit by a bus in the morning.
