prettypink

Iv posted twice too. Gawd I fink im going mad! :lol:

Happy Birthday :D

sharongooner wrote:
Another slightly cleaner version:

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who got on a bus to Dargeling
said a sign on the door
don’t spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling

And this is one of my faves :lol:

There once was a hippopotamus
Who spent his nights in Nostradamus
When asked why he read
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@rubyred wrote:

i have a fibre optic xmas tree if that helps !

:lol: :lol: (You are funny)…x

@sharongooner wrote:

:lol: ok for those that aint heard it or lived sheltered lives here it is;

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who felt a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And open her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!

OMG! shazz…aint ever heard that one :lol: :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

shall I do the woman from Ealing one? :lol:

Yeah!

There was a young lady from Hitching,
who kept scratching her arse in the kitchen!

her mother said “Rose” crabs i suppose…

Rose said “Boll*cks” ged on with ya knitting :D

@sharongooner wrote:

Morning PP 8) :wink:

Morning shazz! just checking I didnt
swear on here last night :)

@sharongooner wrote:

oh stop being a pleb you pleb :roll:

*Chuckles*

:D

@sharongooner wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Yep! Belinda,is gonna sort that house out i reckon.. cant seem…nite.xxxx

nite pp…. take more lemonade with it next time! xx

LOL! Ok!! :oops: seriously struggling ! wobbling on me seat.. started at 330pm (what a professional eh?) ok nite..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yep! Belinda,is gonna sort that house out i rekon.. cant seee…nite.xxxxxxxxxx

@rubyred wrote:

they dont go in till 10.30 tonight shazza..

Gawd! so late..be para by then..Will try too keep me eyes open :)

Bring it on!!! Wish jen was staying now..Wanted too see her face, when they went in. :twisted:

So understand how you feel Rubes! 3 months Iv been trying to sort mine out. NO JOY!
So last week I rang them and said, “that’s it!” I’m canceling me account & Direct debit! NOW..
all of a sudden everything is sorted “SWINES” :evil:

Very Funny! Thats twice iv cried with laughter today…*Awaits the next*

@sunny wrote:

Turn the telly off check all the doors check them again turn all me plugs off at the wall check the doors again

Turn lights off go back and check the doors once more ……….. Go for a pi ss brush me teef take me slap off clean tone moisterise have nother pi sss

Put me alarm on get clothes out for work in the morning tell my…

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@rubyred wrote:

I get my jammies on as soon as i come in the house. comfy on me sore leggies. so come bedtime,and no matter WHAT night,,i go for a pee,go into room,, fall over piles of clothes,swear i will put them away tomorrow. get into bed,,get all annoyed at hot flushing,.take off jammies,fight with pillows,fart, scratch my lady parts. assume i…

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@bonbon wrote:

I’ve just started new job which involves long hours standing and I’m not used to it
Ive finished at 11pm last couple of nights and when i get home I need copious amounts of tea, ciggies and wind down time. I didn’t go to bed till 4 30am this morning and have just tried to catch up with a nap (bad idea, I feel worse). I keep looking…

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@bon bon wrote:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I fancy a baby

lol! Im fed up today, cute pic though eh! :)