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@sharongooner wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Black Country and brum is not the same but how can anybody dis the scousers for fs?
South coast accents are vile. I was in Eastbourne once and copped a load of their lingo.
I wanted to go home ffs!!

South coasters are a funny bunch, but then we only have to go to Cambridge or Norfolk to hear huge…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/fingers your fag packet…

chops your fingers off with a bread knife…. now try smoking!

HAAAA!!!!

@rubyred wrote:

what ? what ?? what??? I WAS kidding her and she knew i was kidding her,so she declined,she didnt need YOO telling her what she already knew,as they knew i was kidding them. so there !!!! and i was kidding you too,as i knew you would see my kidding and know that the only person i was “kidding” was myself :)

innit !

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@Bat wrote:

That,s it, it,s going in the bin. Bloody useless pile of junk. It tells you to dial a number to register your pay as you go phone right? There wasn,t an option to register the stupid card!! FFS. :evil: :evil: So FINALLY, I got through to a human who did it for me. My language has been absolutly dreadful. And these devices are supposed…

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@rubyred wrote:

*gimme a sneaky tinky draw of your fag whilst no ones looking Sharon :)

OIEEEEEEEEEEEE!! NOOOOOO!!. :shock: IM TELLING…..

@Matty wrote:

he meant to say Fit not thick

Lol! He`l be in for it now. 8-[

@Bat wrote:

I,ve learnt how to send a text message today!! My daughter has a new phone so she,s given me her old one. Trying to teach me how to use the poxy thing has been a barrel of laughs, NOT. ffs why do they have to be so soddin complicated? The instructions are all in fluent punjabi for Christs sake. :evil: I only understand Bat language. If…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

artificial leg!!!!!!!!!!

how can b o l l o c k s!!! be an artificial leg???? and how the hell are u supposed to feel better after saying ‘artificial leg’ ffs!!! :evil: :evil:

Are ya having a row with yourself cath? :?

3 words

DONE IT AGAIN :roll:

^^^^^ Lol! @ cockny on speed!!! I thought I spoke posh.

I wish I could stay in this frame of mind ALL THE TIME.. :wink:

Well……..I think Iv learnt not to have every drink avaiable.. and to take me time…. But I cant
elp meself…..cos im a greedy Fu*cker!!

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

well im on the verge of going blonde, so the question is….do blondes have more fun??? :P

Iv only just seen this :shock: Anyway I used to be bleached
white pebbs, and it did look really nice (But) I had to keep it short ,because it kept braking
because of the bleach.. so in the end I was…

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@rubyred wrote:

oh lol pip its actually getting on my wick..it wasnt mumps, but easy assumption to make whens one glands were all swollen.Bad chest infection,which basically caused my immune system to accept every secondary infection that was offered. braw !!! :)
feeling better noo though,know why i know that?
cos im gagging for a fag ! shocking…

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Afternoon Rubes how ya feeling ? Mumps etc.. I read your antibiotics again bless..hope
your feeling a wee bit better. x

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Talkin of rumours……..there’s 1 going round JC i have a 14inch ding dong!…….mind you…i did start it :twisted:

Nice to see you boys are playing nicley.. :D

I don’t know what rumours you heard pink, but i aint PLAYING with Ugo :shock: , what do you take me for….infact no…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Talkin of rumours……..there’s 1 going round JC i have a 14inch ding dong!…….mind you…i did start it :twisted:

Nice to see you boys are playing nicley.. :D

Cinderella

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

well im on the verge of going blonde, so the question is….do blondes have more fun??? :P

Iv only just seen this :shock: Anyway I used to be bleached
white pebbs, and it did look really nice (But) I had to keep it short ,because it kept braking
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@*Dawny* wrote:

@*GG* wrote:

Back on subject – this is perfection and the way ALL woman should look… :wink: =P~

As long as she dont speak :lol:

yep! and
dont get into a row with her either. :wink: