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OK, Iv done the daughter thing…flowers..Cooked the Roast dinner etc.. now
im getting on it!! :D

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Mr floppy co.ck (as hes known on the car boot circuit) couldnt shag anything rigid, not even if he strapped it to a splint and sprayed it with starch :-…

lol!! You do come out with some crackers…Have to add that too me list.. :lol:

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@r.O.T.T wrote:

disabled parking should be scrapped

You wouldnt say that..If
you had a handicap child!!!!!

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Im in on me own..

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Im outa here for a while…Watching Funny girl on channel 5..love the songs from
Barbara Streisand..x

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@rubyred wrote:

imagine shazzas neighbours,,when were sitting on the outside portaloo ! and wiping our erses on docking leaves !

oh hell no me and camping dont go,,i will wait and get a hotel LOL.

You are funny!!
portaloo!!! we use buckets rand ere.. :lol:

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@rubyred wrote:

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@rubyred wrote:

i slept like a log,,! first night .well, day in ages..! i needed that sleep after being up with fvcking abscess ! apart from being slightly tired and pillow marked on face,,im fine. in fact,im having a voddie and irn bru as i type ! was a toss up between that and coffee..
and the suns shining,and my pal Donna just called me saying her son is gonna be okay after a warning heart attack!
im so happy i could easily jump on the next London train :)

*Dives in the shed too get the tent out*

hahahaha yeah the tent,i forgot about that,,me and pip are gonna camp on yer back garden shazza.. we were gonna bring a shaky,rusty caravan,but we know yer dead posh,so pips got a tent for us. can ye imagine me attempting to blow up an inflatable mattress ! pip would have to do all the hard work,as i stood nearby,glass in hand ordering her about like a brown owl from the brownies :)

Proper laughed out loud at that!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@rubyred wrote:

i slept like a log,,! first night .well, day in ages..! i needed that sleep after being up with fvcking abscess ! apart from being slightly tired and pillow marked on face,,im fine. in fact,im having a voddie and irn bru as i type ! was a toss up between that and coffee..
and the suns shining,and my pal Donna just called me saying her son is gonna be okay after a warning heart attack!
im so happy i could easily jump on the next London train :)

*Dives in the shed too get the tent out*

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rubyred wrote:

oh i dunno Pip…the shock of wakening up beside a Gothic looking tattoeed love god might get me excited again,,!!!

then again he did call me up a lot afterwards. for a bit more,he was into bondage !!!

HAA!!! that made me laugh

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@rubyred wrote:

my daughters 21 on monday,so having a wee party in her house with the girls.they head out into town about 10,,i better watch what im doing or i will be strutting mah stuff at a club ! im not invited to the after party LOL.. can see me now,attempting to saturday night fever in the middle of young ones !

i once went out with the young lassies i worked with,,and guess who pulled !!! yep :)

ooh i can be very naughty ,when i put my mind to it !

Good for you… you go girl!! :lol: :lol:

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