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quite right the free wheeling bas tard

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Voidance

It’s a new world out there
A world of safe sex and typed or spoken action.
The new way to have a relationship,
Where you can be whoever you want.
Where people can pretend to be someone else
And the imagination has no limits.
How wonderful!
No AIDS to worry about, no chlamydia or genital herpes
This must be the way to go.
Spread the word, let the new order commence.
No more sweaty exchanges of body fluids.
No No! And who mentioned that dirty word LOVE! Tut Tut!
That shall now and forever be forbidden from this day forth.
Amen.
If you want sex.. just turn on the computer, or pick up the phone.
Safe in your favourite place, you don’t have to even leave your home!
Just turn on the computer, log in and let the fun commence.
You can all eat your home deliveries and drink your beer.
When girths widen and chairs are too tight, you have no need to fear.
Or have you?
When the streets are empty, and the schools are all closed.
When the swings in the park blow silently in the wind,
And there is no one to feed the birds in the park,
Will you look back at this time and wonder?
Will you wonder if you made a mistake? Will you care?
Well, will you?

my girls are way to smart

pats (the one that slags moms nanny ) you cant hold a candle
envy makes you cry

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@r.O.T.T wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Umm.. I’m off to Leeds next week for the Tranmere game 8-[..

fancy a pint?
i’m going

Sorry bro.. I left early friday and didn’t return till the start of the week, so I didn’t get to see your kind offer. Good news is that I shall be returning to Leeds very soon .. certainly before the end of the season, and a beverage or twelve with your good self in the umm plush Elland Road environs of the”The Old Peacock” would be most welcome. The bad news of course is how utterly awful the not so Mighty Whites were last saturday :? .. but things can only get better huh?
Wonderful city though.. It’s been a wee while since I made the trip so twas mighty fine to be there.
Mighty fine place indeed :wink: .

the game was one of the worse i have witnessed and that is not said lightly my first game was in 72 the famous 7-0 against southampton i was 9.
Loads of paddys where i was in the west stand i did wonder if you were one of them i was just behind the dug outs about 12 rows up
and i will accept your rain cheque

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@nanny ogg wrote:

stop going out with woman off the internet! Oh, and Geoff.
BSG
Although a little hurt at the amount who have now seen Morrissey with you. Really!

so many women my head should be spinning

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happy actual birthday btw

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@nanny ogg wrote:

Actually, what with my birthday hangover ~ now finally subsiding ~ I didn’t see it at all. But then I’m not sure most here would know a composite, an integer or a prime if they bit them on their ar*ses.
More bacon sandwiches methinks.

now now nanny dont be ruining that lovely figure
hope the hangover was merited
cya soon sexy
xxx

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@minim wrote:

Happy birthday for yesterday nanny, hope you had a good time.

I hope you got lots of pairs of useful knickers and that everyone sang the Hedgehog song to celebrate .

its tomorrow she will be 61

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i seem to have the opposite of a nut allergy

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just get on with it and stop moaning
it dosent take much vigilance to check what hes eating
if a mistake is made you have the epipen
Silly Bint

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i thought the goon had escaped custody

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