Why are you telling us this, most of us are bloody british :lol:

Guilty

Do you wish you had accomplished more in life?

Seems very angelic just like her name :wink:

Lmao, its just had my entire family in stitches. :lol:

Hey, i thought i was ebay’s highest bidder

@giggles wrote:

finished work for 6 days :D

I’m goig home to curry for brekky and a lovely bottle of cava 8) now thats what I call a good start to my weekend :P

Lucky girl :evil:

I was sorry to see Chico go, he’s a great entertainer. Dispite his lack of good singing. He did have the X factor, so to speak.

I think Journey South have the most talent in the competition at present, and i really liked their version of ‘Living on a prayer’ they did last week.

I reckon Andy will go next week, as he was in the bottom two acts yesterday.

When i was younger i used to be afraid of sleeping in the same room as somebody else. Strange, huh?

But now its all spiders and insects. I am also afraid of going places where I dont really know anybody.

As for weakness i don’t have any, or at least i don’t think i do.

Racquel
Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior.

@cymorill wrote:

There’s this bird called Mary, yeah? She’s a virgin (wossat then?)

She’s not married or nuffink, but she’s got this boyfriend, Joe,
innit? He does joinery an’ that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She’s like `Oo ya lookin at?’
Gabriel just goes ‘You got one up the duff, you have.’ Mary’s
totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large ‘Stop dissin’ me yeah? I ain’t
no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!’

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who’s six months gone herself.
Liz is largin’ it. She’s filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an’ that.

She’s like ‘Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I
reckon I’m well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an’ that we are
gonna get.’ Mary goes ‘Yeah, s’pose you’re right’

Mary an’ Joe ain’t got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an’
go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an’ Mary wants to stop,
yeah? To have her bay-bee an’ that.

But there ain’t no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an’ Joe break an’
enter into this garridge, only it’s filled wiv animals. Cahs an’ sheep an’
that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns
on their heads. They’re like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus’, an’ say they’re wise
men from the East End.

Joe goes: ‘If you’re so wise, wotchoo doin’ wiv this Frankenstein
an’ myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?’ It’s all
about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an’ sez he’s got another
message from this Lord geezer.

He’s like ‘The police is comin an’ they’re killin all the bay-bees.
You better nash off to Egypt.’ Joe goes ‘You must be monged if you think
I’m goin’ dahn Egypt on a minging donkey’

Gabriel sez ‘Suit yerself, pal. But it’s your look out if you stay.’
So they go dahn Egypt till they’ve stopped killin the first-born an’
it’s safe an’ that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an’ Jesus turns
water into Stella.

APPY CRIMBO

Brilliant!! Did you write that yourself? :lol:

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