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Whoohoo its Christmas and Easter rolled into one. But if i sit on yer lap i can play with your tits.

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@johnboy25 wrote:

But what about the important issues? :lol:

…like a one legged lesbian santa waiting for their op? Mega! :lol: Forget the Kenyan crisis….who cares that Bhuto has been asassinated….

Sunny…drag me back to the dark side…. im thinking too much. Ahh to hell with it, i just want to sit on your lap.

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@rubyred wrote:

so THATS what yer calling it now Rainny…:)

oh excuse me,,i have a somewhat itchy “vocal chord!” :)

They never let me sing.. not even when it gets itchy. :( I never have a clue why….

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Now lets not be discriminative! Have you ever seen a one legged pair of swimming trunks before? Ok so the other “leg” Is sewn up! its a boyancy aid to keep Shim afloat.

o_O you think about things more than i do. You are a strange one JB!

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@johnboy25 wrote:

Bodyform?! Take it that’s a wummin thing? And if we’re only talking about one lesbian then I certainly wouldn’t be happy. One other thing, why would a lesbian be wearing ‘his’ swimming trunks? :lol:

Anyway, it’s not often you hear me complaining :lol:

All real life isn’t it eh JB? :wink:

If you are concerned then he’s currently waiting for his sex swap op on the NHS…. if you were wondering….that is.

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

Nothing against guitars whatsoever – it’s just summer I hate. And christmas. And New Year. And anything with wings.

so when you see the bodyform advert you’re paralised with fear huh?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fook me…. i spat me tea out.

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@rubyred wrote:

hoy ( chuckle) i will have you know rainny, im a virtuoso on the Comb and paper !
and i like cosy days !

I feel a twinge in me vocal chords Ruby. Shaz can play the Guii-tarrrrrr and there we have it. Oh and JB can whinge in the background…voila our own band.

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@johnboy25 wrote:

Nothing against guitars whatsoever – it’s just summer I hate. And christmas. And New Year. And anything with wings.

I was only jesting JB :lol: 8)

…ok so if a flying one legged lesbian santa wearing his swiming trunks n shades singing auld lang syne appears…. you aint gonna be a happy bunny.

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@johnboy25 wrote:

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with summer, I’m always cold – I’m used to it. As such, I prefer autumn and winter. Then summer comes along and fecks it all up. If I dress for summer, I’m too cold. If I don’t, I’m too warm – there’s never a happy medium.

And if it’s too warm, I can’t sleep. If I open a window, guess what happens? Too cold :evil:

Then there’s working dayshifts, two problems:

1. In total, I cover about two miles there and back in the heat so my shirt ends up sticking to me.
2. Having to fight my way past weans who hog the entire pavement along the way.

That about covers it.

Talk about a life story JB! Were you scarred as a youngster because you wanted to play the guitar and all you got was Ruby’s comb n paper?

Shaz…run….he looks like a man who means business. One snifter of a guitar… and he goes purple.

:shock:

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Ooo Mr Grumples!

I love summer…. no horrid wet cold dark mornings… just a gentle breeze…sunbathing….cold drink by your side and the birds twittering etc…

Whats wrong with summer JB? Get sweaty?

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