Reason

Fluffy

Sat eatin a sausage and egg sarnie and drinkin a cuppa.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Profit and Loss Account

I suppose the answer to them will lie in if you’ve been good at cooking the books or not.

Souffle

Prague

Forgot :?

Tomorrow

Dangerous

Dexterity

Sticky beaks.

Well there was the one i pulled in a bar one night who wanted me to cover her in used engine oil and budgie seed …… but that’s another story :-

On the work front though.

Guilty.

Have you ever felt like doing a Reggie Perrin ???

Hades

Fried

For those of you short of a few quid,this small piece of wonderment will remind you that there is always hope.

But please note that for full effect it has to be recited in a Yorkshire accent. :wink:

Itchy bum!,money come,the nearer the hole the bigger the roll!!!! :lol:

For personal or public recitals I am available for a small fee. :-

Visitation :)

:idea: #-o

Yank

Roseworth

Mince

*was so hard to resist a smutty answer*

Orangutan

Haven :P