RidingMountains2

@Soulie wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

Well my little munchkins…. off to dry my hair then out to the bars for a few bevvies… so can i appologise in advance for any bad spelling/manners etc etc that may spill forth from my gob later.

Have a great weekend

xxxxx

you got a lot to appolgise for young lady, look what you gone and done

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Well i had a great weekend ta and i can see that you have all been on fine form in my absence.

I have to confes that i nearly fell of my chair when i saw this thread had 19 pages on it….. I mean 19!!!! absorockinglootly!

Excellent beeatching there people… all your mothers must be really proud

Well, I’m rumblin’ in this JCB.
I’m 5 years old and my dad’s a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we’re singin, ‘Don’t forget your shovel if you want to go to work!’

My dad’s probably had a bloody hard day
But he’s been good fun and bubblin and jokin’ away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
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@American Woman wrote:

Well I guess stranger things have happend. Wish somebody would have told me I was a lesbian ffs. Why am I always the last to find this stuff out?

Its the date rape drug i slipped you lastnight… blanks your memory

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what a “CHARACHTERS” is.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

why the fook do peeps do threads saying im going to wash me hair, have a bath, go the pub…..

are we really interested??? most of us dont even read the thread and notice that they have gone… and do we really care?????

me………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma xx

Maybe Emma it’s because you…

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@*GG* wrote:

I`m off also RM.

Don`t do anything i wouldn`t? :wink:

I believe you would be in negative equity my dear

White top or browm?

@rivet wrote:

Liam Gallagher to be precise but hey…… :wink:

So close but yet so far

you hair splitting little toad

@rivet wrote:

i dont know this person

erm….nice hair

Blimey…. obviously had one too many last night….

@Becky wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Gotta love her :wink:

No you don’t

Yes she does, she is my lil’ sister its the law to love me….. :D

Show me documented proof of this law and i will consider obeying it….only consider mind!

What?? you are missing the point ffs! And i dont…

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@RidingMountains2 wrote:

I Follow no one…. a walk to the beat of my own drumb

(Was that meant to be ”drum” or ”dumb” ??? – Ed)

Showing off you admin powers there are we….. ohhhh aren’t we cleaver….punn intended

Becky… what a girl…

Her avatar says it all.

I Bless you and wish you a very very happy Christmas xx

@*Sian* wrote:

Nothing worse than hairy balls!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww and the strays that grow up the shaft :-…

Yeah… what’s it all about… I mean overload of testosterone or what…… Ok no just bad grooming

@Becky wrote:

Looks like you got a follower at long last Geoff lmaooooooooooo :lol:

Tis Yoda you seek, help you find him i will.

And Becky, Just exactly what is your point? From one as educated as yourself I would have expected a far wittier retort than that.

@*GG* wrote:

Hi Squeezy, would you please let me know when that item gets delivered and how many days it has taken because i bought an item from the states and the guy told me it would take five days before i would recieve it, but he forgot to tell me in what year hence i`m still waiting. :roll: :lol:

Hope you have better luck than i do!?

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@woody wrote:

theres nothing wrong with the good old prostrate massage. one of lifes little pleasures!!!

So how is the sperm donation going?

@*GG* wrote:

Who are all these newbies ffs? :lol:

I need to come back more often, nice to meet you all. :lol:

You are Welcome… variety is the spice of life

@woody wrote:

ooh sounds nice, where do you want me? bent ready and waiting ! :P

You are obviously one of these people that enjoy the “anything to declare” dilemma

@woody wrote:

no of course not, i was talking about the truly orgasmic snow! (frozen water), skiing that fresh powder better feeling than anything

Apart of course from sitting on a chair lift, on someone, on new years eve with a bottle of champagne in you hand