RidingMountains2

Next round’s on Me

@Geoff wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Some of those people will be interested to know they’re now part of the clique, Captain. :wink:

Run along and tell them then dole boy, you have nothing more constructive to do with your time.

I have prided myself,
Regardles of shelf.
Never to be dragged into clique….
it rhymes with sheep,
and isn’t too deep;-)
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@Oss wrote:

Ah but do you treat it like you should treat all food and chew it 46 times to get maximum flavour out of it :roll:

No. I gargle!

@Oss wrote:

Yeah but a bottle of water wouldn’t have gone a miss :D

You were given an empty one to piss into…..

@Oss wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

cos i support Utd.

:

Oh dear!

Don’t you start :(

Yeah well you don’t live in Manchester so I suppose it is inevitable…after all, if you did you would support City

@Oss wrote:

I know and they charged me for the extra hours :shock:

You know you loved it really

@Oss wrote:

cos i support Utd.

:

Oh dear!

@paddypower69 wrote:

to give up smoking and ..

To give up giving up!

Seriously though…. more long walks with the dog, more quality time with the rents, work hard and save some money for a deposit on a house.

@geordiebird wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

bet u drink the white stuff george :D

dirty git :lol:

How do you know if a man has a high sperm count?

On acount of the fact you have to chew before you swallow!

@Oss wrote:

Hey Riding you know you would love o be locked in a dark closet with Captain Fishcake for 24 hours :lol:

Funnily enough a friend of mine who used to be a Madame had one punter who liked to be tied up and locked in the closet. He apparently came in one morning and was duely locked up and his money taken for an hour…… however these…[Read more]

I knew this guy once whose’, I m not kidding here, back hair was that long you could plait it!

eeeeeuuuurrrgggghhhhhh!

Get em waxed!!!

Oh and as an afterthought.

Trim those pubes too….. us women buy floss for a reason and getting in impromptu flossing is not very nice…. not to mention the inevitable hair ball!

@pikey wrote:

Furry muff.

Well shaved actually

@pikey wrote:

Ms Riding Mountains 2 (why 2?),.

….

I am a skier, so 2 as in also. No nothing to do with hidden valleys and cleavage I am afraid

@pikey wrote:

: some of the nicest people and best posters I know from my time on JC count poor, picked upon Geoffyweoffy as their friend. I happen to think he is a massive wanker. None of our mutual…

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@American Woman wrote:

Would you two like to be alone?

God No!

I realize that my stunning looks and verbal repartee are irresistible…. but AM credit me with some taste

@Captain Charisma wrote:

that mite be mini me in my avatar :D
but im really maxi me in the trouser department if u catch my drift :D

Congratulation…… however surely with your sub standard intelligence this causes problems for you when you have an erection….. or do you just faint!

@Captain Charisma wrote:

my bestest online m8 :D

Oh fu*k i have a stalker. Ahhh now i have fully been integrated into the internet society!

@*Sian* wrote:

RM I’ll warn you without going into PM, Geoff is a strange one that preys on the iflicted :shock:

Afflicted – I am in no way afflicted, so I will not let this worry me.

Many in my opinion may very well be…. I mean come on what is all this with Veronica… I mean get over yourselves. What happened to peace on earth and good w…[Read more]

@Captain Charisma wrote:

i didnt say u talked shyte :D
u just look shyte :D

Coming from a man with a “mini me” as his avatar I wont let this mild annoyance to waste anymore of my substantial mental capacity.

@Captain Charisma wrote:

high on coke and low on intelligence :lol: :D

And you have the audacity to tell me i am a junkie that talks sh*te

@TADpole wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Gotta love her :wink:

No you don’t

Yes she does, she is my lil’ sister its the law to love me….. :D

Show me documented proof of this law and i will consider obeying it….only consider mind!