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@MORPH wrote:

YEA WE CAN RIP INTO THE MACKEMS ONLY TIME THEY HAVE GOOD SUPPORT IS WEN THEY PLAY THE TOON AND THAT GOOD SUPPORT TURNS TO TEARS WEN WE BEAT THEM LOL

Was more talking about them trashing the town whenever they come…. not to mention the most heinous of crimes……making all the pubs shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Soulie wrote:

thats kind of spooky now, its like you somehow know i was pished at 6am on saturday morning

this late drinking hours, its not good for my sleep pattern

I know its just too easy to drink….well it used to be in my old town…we had 36 pubs in one sq mile…. mmmmmmmm now the poxy little village i live in only has one and it is…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

HI ugo`s the name & beers the game ,

My advice is to venture onto our more mature boards in forum three , Its a great laugh but I must warn you if your easily offended then stay in here lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: 8)

Rough translation:

”I’m a rude bastard and I don’t care. If you buy me beers…

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Nice sack santa

Well i am so glad to see that the level of conversaton has dropped to transgendered watersports! Maybe you are all sick individuals liek me and i have finally found somewhere where i will fit in

@Racquel wrote:

Useless fact – Racquel is ‘monotonous’ didn’t you know??. Just ask my best mate Veronica lol, she’s an expert. :wink:

I cant believe i had to look up monotonous hahaha. :lol:

I think consistency is a great quality to have….at least my mother has been saying for years that she wished I was consistent.

@pikey wrote:

Cardiff …….

Do you really want to get me started on what a total and utter bunch…[Read more]

@Soulie wrote:

thats right, blame it on the dog

Whats to say i wasn’t talking about myself?

@pikey wrote:

Find me jacks over queens. :D

I would but the quality of the pics are not up to scratch, not to mention not suitable for a public forum………….. i mean there are not many money shot picture of queens certainly ones that you dont have to pay for but i am sure that the Google king can put me right on that

Oh i forgot. Find me a pair of Pocket Rockets!

Today i will be mostly hoovering up dog hair…. just thought i would share that with you all.

Nuggatory

@Soulie wrote:

pished at 6pm, thats shocking

Not nearly as shocking as 6am though

Back on Point.

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and
shouldn’t, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are “I apologize” and “You are right”.

4. Everyone…[Read more]

You didn’t think i was a pervert lastnight when we were playing with the strap-on

@kentlass19 wrote:

:……..they just piled up before i even noticed :?

I have the same problem with beers at last orders

@kentlass19 wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

thanks very much!

Sorry it is just the hunky picture of a bloke with a 20 pack confusing my addled brain My Appologies young lady

@kentlass19 wrote:

all you need to know is to make your own decisions on who’s to be liked and whose not.

oh, if yer a big baby that takes this forum too serious i’d advise leaving now :lol:

Always my dear always…. as for the banter I say bring it on!

I must ask the question however…. how on earth did you manage to rack up 10,669 + posts…[Read more]

@kentlass19 wrote:

welcome xx

(if ya wanna sort your name so it’s spelled right just PM martin (chathost UK) and he can sort it :wink:

Why thank you kind sir… i will do just that!