rogue trader

i would like to contribute to this thread,but im too embarrassed
anyway i doubt my stories would get past the censors. :oops:

yeh man he looks like he could do the business if pushed :lol:

what sort of dog you got trapps?

ive been chatting to a woman for a few weeks whilst walking our dogs on the beach
oh before i carry on,a good tip lads is to get a dog,even if you dont like them
there proper babe magnets
as in you wouldnt start talking to a woman in tescos etc,but dogs is different
how old is he/she all that kerfuffle
anyway i kinda thought we were forming a…[Read more]

dont be so absurd lucy
george never beat me at all,in fact i felt sorry for him and let him of the hook
oh and er ive got no time for cluedo,ive got a wembley trip to prepare for on march 2nd

oh ps martin good post i get where youre coming from
we should all support our local teams through thick and thin
ive got a mate from rochdale,whos not…[Read more]

nods and grins

i have no idea kents
see this is what happens,when you let girlies talk footy
sighs

i really should check the preview button,grammar bit to cok there
but i hope you know what im saying marty lad?
throw a few funnies in,apparently the ladies like a good s,o,h
never worked for me tho :D

ive read your posts a lot martin,not because i want to,its just that they are there,i will read anything me,but whilst wading your never ending threads/posts
ive been analysing,as yer do like
correct me if im wrong,but you seem a tad disconsolate
bit down in the mouth so to speak
ever thought of having a laugh?
you seem to have the world on your…[Read more]

moneypenny and simply su go wild in the country

http://media.salon.com/2013/01/buckwild2.jpg

tammy gets ready for her big night out

erm yeh thanks for that martin,your points have been duly noted
i would like to expand more but i cant
because regular readers knowing stoneman,cosy,best man,know i spontaneously combust when i reach 1500 posts,i think martin i.e the real one i,e site owner thinks yeh its been a hoot cosy,now do one i see you soon in your new name :lol:

ah gotcha marty,took me a while to get that ,must be getting slow in my old age
but hey I bring good news,ive got an interview on Thursday
I know theres a few of us going for this job
but fingers crossed.

oh sorry I forgot to tell you my new year resolution.its to get a new job,this one im doing now theres not enough hours,and the job is hardly conducive to the weather

id just like to add on that to angel
obv i dont like it,but angel you are a great poster,and at the risk of seeming patronising,which im not,keep your chin up and have a great 2014
cosy xx
p.s the real cosy that it is
i cant seem to go in f3 theses days,without seeing at least 3 cosys on the prowl,and 2 rogue traders
no wonder everybody hates…[Read more]

not really no (hic)

scep gets ready for the jc xmas party

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4621759678712131&pid=1.9&m=&w=300&h=300&p=0

I got banned from f3 by a cg me and she know who it is
probably banned for months now
cant wish me mates merry xmas and happy new year now because of her
I don’t do names,but we both know
all I said was to my mate who was complaining of a cold,i said get off your fat harse and get some fresh air
and bang,booted
im like in my 40s not a school…[Read more]

its no wonder your moniker is sceptical,er scep,maybe its time you changed it to hard bitten old git,or even better victor meldrew, mr turing saved possibly 20m lives,based on the theory 60m had died when he cracked the enigma code,and he alone saved 20 m
his reward?
chemically castrated
for what?,being gay
big deal so what
we mancunians are very…[Read more]

lol I shall be back.