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forgot to say
these things I say are true
read the racing results from yesterday its uncanny but true
so even if your not a gambler
just stick a quid on jubilant queen
you never know.?you said it was going to be a girl cath :)
anyway nice one babies and that
but a weird thing about this
I was lurking in the bookies last night about 8,30ish
and we heard the news,like we gave a toss
but every cloud as a silver lining
I spotted at the 8,40,there was a horse called king William running
im thinking yeh its gotta win
im just banging on a tenner to win
when my mate nearly puts me in an armlock
and says “woh,woh cose
STOP RIGHT THERE
there is a horse called hospital running in the same race”
so I stops and ponders
hmmmwhat about doing a double forecast then,we did and we won quite a tidy sum
anyway what my point is,if you read this in time,there is a horse running tonight at 6,40
called jubilant queen
im not telling you to back it,thats certys job
but im on it,not riding it lol
but I think its worth a few bob as they say
ty.@sceptical guy wrote:
Cosy,
I understand your dogspeak, and I’m happy to expertly slide a hypodermic needle into your vein to end it all. There’ll be a tear in my eye falling on you when you lick my hand, and I’ll just smile and say – “I’m so sorry”.
As you feel the cool liquid begin to course through your body, and get very, very sleepy very quickly, I will look on you so kindly as you say to me softly, “How could you?”. I’ll explain that it was quite easy, really, and will hurriedly explain that is is my job to make sure you went to a better place than this chat room, where you won’t be ignored or maltreated by JenJen – a place of love and light so very different from this cruel world.
Forgive me if I don’t hug you, as rumours may well abound. But don’t worry – you’ll be going to a place where there are no rumours, no nothing really.
Take care, my old companion, it’s all for the best really. You can rest assured that Thin lolololwill be thinking of you and waiting for you..xxx
lol good un that skep,im struggling to come up with a reply for once,in the words of the beautiful south,i need a little time,i will think about it at work,well ive got plenty of time to think after all i am a human statue.
brought a tear to my eye that did.
of course one musnt forget another peculiar form of bulling
which generally afflicts people in the 40/50 age group
i think the term is
keyboard gangsteritis.:D
shut up or i will set my mates on you
now give me your pocket money
or i will thump you in the ear
and throw your cap in a puddle.nowt skep
but surely we have got better things than sir andy murray to chat about
ooops did i type “sir”
oh yeh i did
her madge was watching it on the hrh plasma
sent him a e mail did her corginess did yeh man
new years honours list
sir andrew murray
watch this space
the scots always look after each other
and the germansand the greeks,
oh shut up skep yer auld tart.
REASON,wot duz pleb mean,soz im a bit fick innit.
