[rogue trader]

obtw lucy your spelling as gone to shyte
wher you been living
in a peat bog?

[rogue trader]

hey up my favourite nemesis,irish lucy is back
goes missing for ages
and as soon as i do one bad post
up she pops
she obviously doesnt recognise apologies

[rogue trader]

crazy it is,just nuts
have they gone bananas?

actually though they are not technically correct
monkey nuts are legumes.

[rogue trader]

oh heck
really put my foot in it there
i didnt realise you went feeling so well
i was ust on one of my wind ups
so sorry jen xx

[rogue trader]

bliddy hell you been busy tinks wd x

[rogue trader]

oh here we go its jen
now its no secret jen I don’t like you,in fact I despise you for my last couple of bannings
I hate your sanctimonious ways
as in oh its jen make way,my say now everybody listen to me
thing is jen,i get pms and honest to god,you aren’t as popular as you think you are
chatters fear you,i don’t,but others do,scared in case you tell them off,with your uppity duppity clever ways supposedly
now listen to me chirpy,yeh I remember when you wre chirpy cheep years ago
will you please stop being nasty to me and butting into my threads
or ban me,but this time everybody will know its you who caused it
im trying to liven the boards up
but not you eh sour puss
you aren’t happy unless you are getting the attention with your long winded googling nonsense.

[rogue trader]

course I know yer real name,netty,and its so sad about your brother
hope you are keeping your chin up im sorry xxx

[rogue trader]

k soz Annette bout yer bro I truly am bless xxx
but I was just merely trying to say
lets liven up the boards that’s all.

[rogue trader]

following on from that
its easy peasy to start a thread
now im no Svengali
but
a simple tip maybe
is to use the W word
why is that?what is this?,wheres that?.who said that etc
its up to us experienced chatters skep to shake up the newbs,shy people out of their slumber
so come on lets coax/smoke them out
and in the words of frank Gallagher
LETS GET THIS FCKIN PARTY STARTED.

[rogue trader]

skep its not the er
god what am I on about
still recovering from my hangover
oh yeh its just the school runs,the best way to boil an egg threads that “do my head in”
ive seen some remarkable funny posters over the years
on here and other sites
but where have they all gone?
was it the stranglers who wrote no more heroes any more?
or maybe weve all grown up and got married and stuff like that
lol

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