[rogue trader]

@retake012 wrote:

I went in chat last night as don’t ask my asl f
For the first time ever I had a lovely chat with a bloke for over an hour !
Music books hobbies ect
What a nice change it made :D

:shock:

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are you sure,we can handle this marathon, or shall we just walk round?

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yes enjoyed your post rusty
and welcome
i like the cut of your jib sir

p,s what are you wearing?

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first song i ever remember hearing
was ruby dont take your love to town

and if you do take your love to town ruby
could you please kindly remember if your in the pub
its not good form to leave ,when its your round. :D

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i see your point lucy,and i see the others as well
but martin isnt omnipotent (typed impotent by mistake first lol}
but what i mean is he isnt god
i mean fgs if he were to sit there reading every single post?thread he would have no time to do anything else

re, chat guides
i dont really want to get into that subject
as most if not all of them know me
and slowly over the years we are forming
erm how can i put it er?
oh yeh an uneasy alliance lol
tbh they try the best they can ,and no they shudnt side with mates
but who said they do,it could be all hear say?
now i know that the ppl reading this who know me
will be thinking oh hark at him
the poacher turned gamekeeper
im not really,but i was getting sick of being banned
for shouting at them
now i lead a simple life,and have calmed down a lot,plus im 7 years older
so hey listen have your say by all means
but its nice to be nice.

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well so am i anc,anybody that as ever met me, will testify to that
i however, prefer to be modest, and bask ever so shly in my glory :D

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i would like to share with you my experience of meeting a ghost
it happened about a month ago in my flat
i know i was awake,, cos i watching t.v,and i saw a young lady,standing between my living room/bedroom door,, now cos im not of a nervous disposition, i wasnt scared even tho i knew it was a ghost
this ghost “nancy” is now my gf
so i decided to write a song about her
but for obv reasons i will put it in poetry form
anybody who wants to listen to it pm me
ok here we go
SHES MY GOD
i woke up in bed one night
i saw a shining light
did it give me a fright?
no it didnt right,cos i love em i love ghosts
yes my gf is dead fit,, shes lost none of it
even tho shes dead,boy can she give head
she used to be a model in 1941
man she is cool,she makes me drool
yep shes a naughty one
she died at age 19,she was a beauty queen
she looked so fresh and clean, shes the best theres ever been

she might be a spirit,but she knows just where to hit it
she might be a spectre , but even death cant wreck her

the way that we communicate
is we make love thru the night
and we really make the most of it
as she as go to when it gets light
she doesnt want to,but she as to.
and thru the day when shes gone
im alone and so depressed
i cant wait for the night to watch her get undressed
i want her to live,she wants me to die
we may just meet in limbo,and i will bonk her in the sky
she is heaven,she is hell,shes the devil shes my god
frankly humans bore me now
i know who i prefer
with all the girls ive been with
id rather be with her.

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the real one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ

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absolutely not,terry i wouldnt even borrow it from the library

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not sure if this is a stalking song or not,well it is a bit
not to worrytho 5 fit birds on so
who you picking lads
1,2,3,4,5?
think i will go for 4
oh hang on :D

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4crgv_mark-ronson-feat-amy-winehouse-vale_music

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