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erm ever considered therapy or counselling?

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nah anc im taking the dog for a walk,magic mushrooms are out in season,and my dog “jet”
as been trained by me to sniff them out
i love dogs who earn me money :D
say hi to jet everyone
im currently trying to train him to use a computer
but he keeps peeing on it
hence the plastic gloves as i type :(

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dear readers esp skep(reg) and anc
im sorry to keep harping on about this subject and i will stop now
but,you know what?

1,yep ruby was always a heartbreaker,flirty,vivacious,bit of a firebrand some might say
with her flounces and her prima donna ways, storming off the stage, with her trademark saying

“not now dahlink dont speak to me,im not in the mood”
jc rules forbid me to announce her various profanities

2,i knew ruby always fancied playing the holly go lightly part from breakfast at tiffanys
and i often serenaded her with moon river outside her bedroom door

i sort of knew she fancied somebody else and my love went unrequited

but after all these years,it still rankles
that the love of her life
was the mummys boy,neil reid
thats it ruby now we are finished,dont ring me again

exits stage left with a major tantrum :twisted:

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pah@ jack wylde i remember that little git,thats why i did a runner to bonnie
anyway if you recall, i dumped bonnie for lena zavaroni.
you didnt seem bothered,i remember you going out with an older guy
lest you forget his name was

JACK LESTER grrrrrr

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oh and p.s did i ever meet reg?,i cant remember musta been glued up with bobby bennett 8)

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lol@ evo stik ruby
but that was only cos i was stuck on you
you sweet young thang
just sparing a thought for “auld reggie” here
he must be gutted you said that
god ruby you can be a cruel mistress at times :D

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hey yeh
ruby and reggie up a tree
all them years ago in hack er nee
got a cute ring to it

but ruby dont forget our days in junior showtime :oops: 8)

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nice one ruby,was that from when they played at the hammersmith palais?
if so im in the crowd somewhere
last time i saw t.m.t.c.h was at a much smaller venue at ashton under lyne
i was at the bar and there they were sat down having a pint or ten
so me being me, i shuffled over all coy like as you do
and says “alright lads”
sat down gawping,and you know like when you meet your heroes, but you dont know what to say,so something stupid comes out :oops:
i said ” so anyway lads what exactly was marys present”?
cue several guffaws
but still cush and swill bought me a coupla pints
anymore of this m.t.c.h love in ruby and we may doublehandedly(sic) get them back together again
i can just picture the interview in Q magazine
q,so how come youve decided to reform lads/?
them, ah twas all down to two auld eejits on just chat :D

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hey angel,now theres a blast from the past
a sight for sore eyes :D
im fine thank you
trust you are well honeybunch xxxxxx

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did they really think fascism.racism would ever beat us,or communism for that matter
we are british,we will never ever surrender
we havent lost a home game since 1066
954 years ago
yay get in :lol:

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