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laine is considering the job as head chef on martys yacht cos she has “sea legs” as they say in the trade

omalley and Amelia are counting penguins in artatica

uni is breaking away from her job and considering pastures new

to paraphrase uni 30 years off working in a library has done my head in I need something new”

balloons is considering spending her life savings on a new chippy on wigan pier
called janeys plaice

maxi is thinking about becoming Bolton wanderes first ever fm physio

and talking about Bolton,blonde is thinking about throwing off her celibacy cape

to quote frank furillo
be careful out there lads

well he didn’t say lads I made the last bit up

but the rest is true.

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yes ive got gossip cat
kndenty and thin are now an item

blossom and loony are going to Ibiza in july

LD and I are no longer an item

old scep has just secured a 10 year lease on his allotment

pete has finally admitted his pursuit of mrs b is over

jen jen is getting her hair done tomorrow as she is going out on sunday

martin has promised me a job as a cocktail waiter on his yacht

and lots,lots more.

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lupe

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is that you mildred?

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im sure you would all like to join me in wishing savvy a very merry easter and a happy new spring.

[rogue trader]

daaayy ho daaaaa-yo
daylight come and I wanna go home.

[rogue trader]

ive known reedy,rosie bob,kenters,pete,chirpy,skep,bustata for years
fckn post savvy lurko
not sure of bloss been about 2 yrs not sure if I like her or not bit schnide in my eyes
likes moony Claire tho wish theyd post more
but my fave on the chat is uni,but she cant do threads too thick.

[rogue trader]

I got a song for savvy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZbIcfFD30Ms#t=34

[rogue trader]

lol woah slam on the brakes buddy its nowt to do with me
iwant him to post
I cant wait :roll:

[rogue trader]

and there we go I rest my case 1 post wonder no threads
yet you shout at me.

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im just imagining the scenario now

BALLOONS GAFF

busty sits all alone crying banging her keyboard for know other reason than frustration fingering the last dying embers of her hair,why doesn’t anybody love me im like dead nice
she wanders to the garden finds a buttercup nostalgia overwhelms her,she remembers school days holds the buttercup to her chin
he loves me,he loves me not he etc,but it always ends in love me nots
she is gilbert osullivans long lost love

meanwhile la busta son comes home
“hi why you crying mum”
“im not son its just that rogue having a dig at me”

“oh mum what have I told you about taking pwowpa boardsters on ignore him he is an idiot
and he has lost is”

YOUR FLOOR BALLY

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