[rogue trader]

just noticed,i know nobodys bothered but I am,why shouldn’t be I put an extra p in euphemism
and im gutted now spelling police in here will be all over quicker than if I told rolf harris when I was twelve,ive got a
friend and at the school concert we are sort of sharing a horse

[rogue trader]

shurrup you flippin noisy blooming lot
im doing our rosie a poem.
said in my best steve McDonald accent
does anybody really think people in Salford say blooming heck,and flipping hell
and that age old quiz question about corrie
who is always mentioned in cozzer but never seen
Salford geezer,i”i don’t know mate who”?
intrepid reporter,”willie eckerslike!!
Salford geezer,yeh lol mate nice camera bud,i could do with one of them mate,and yer watch
oh and you don’t really need yer coat do you ,they said it was gonna be warm on Granada reports
now stop mithering and fck off unless you want to go back to the lowry hotel wearing your just yer underpants dismissed

which leads me to my question?

I can understand why swearing to a degree is banned in chat
but not boards ffs LD,its not as if we are kids,all these eupphemisms,synonyms cheap wine p!ss etc whats that all about like?

[rogue trader]

oh I will tell you a story alright love,grins
but first they aren’t called bollards lol
sings
landlubbers go home
get back on the bus
leave the maritime to us
landlubbers go home

laters
dismissed

[rogue trader]

aah well laine seeing your asking like,musnt grumble,but ive been better like,but hey never mind me,its you im concerned about hope you are keeping your head and chin up

above this unnecessary flak
thumbs up

oh btw I used to be in the merchant navy,so if you need anybody to swab your decks
im your man
tc laters
rogue,xx

[rogue trader]

hi laine luv,im not really well known round these parts
but I always stick up for the underdog,pardon the expression
don’t let the you know whats grind you down
you put a cupla pics on as did martin
and now its turning into the forsyth saga
I don’t use profane language but just flip them
the bar stewards
hope you are keeping your chin up
rogue xxx

[rogue trader]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
looking for a public telephone
when I came across a host of golden oldie ramblers
who all seemed to have a mobile phone

so I thought heres my chance
and I politely asked one old crone
can I use that?,she said no
so I smashed her over the head with a traffic cone

which was just conveniently hanging about like
you know this story is true ,there were 50,000 jcers watching,

[rogue trader]

wb Claire luv xxx

is netty the new iggy monster
she says it often enough :-

[rogue trader]

there is a golden rule on some sites
that one should never start a thread with a swear word in the title
and I for one totally concur with this maxim
there is no need for gratuitous swearing
it simoly shows a lack of vocabulary :twisted:

[rogue trader]

hey listen
once moon gets her teeth into a thread
shes like a dog with a bone,she wont let go
believe me folks I know. :-

[rogue trader]

even the word depression pisses me right off

but its not as bad after finding out lancs is skeppy
I didn’t realise
now I am on a downer :D
or to stay in tune with the thread :(

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