rubenesquefemale

@Magoo wrote:

Then you’re right I probably would hang myself first.

Oh spoilsport!…and I was so looking forward to slipping that noose around your neck! :D

@Magoo wrote:

You’re not that ugly, surely?

yes I am, I have a face like a vultures crutch!

@Magoo wrote:

@rubenesquefemale wrote:

I would like to thank my ex for dumping me…I couldnt afford his vices along with my own.

Sussex eh? I could hand deliver that rope! :wink:

you could try but you would probably end up hanging from it yourself! 8)

life sucks…get a helmet.

@Squeezy wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

hypocrits! at least we aren’t so obsessed that we go out and pay thousands of pounds for fake penises :lol:

Yeah right! :lol: A lot of men do – the only reason more don’t get it done is because men are so scared of a surgeon going near their ‘bits’ with a scalpel!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can think of a…[Read more]

how about shoplifting?…they dont come cheaper than that!

I would like to thank my ex for dumping me…I couldnt afford his vices along with my own.

me and my flexible friend are very happy together. He never argues with me, is always up for it and he doesnt drink my wine! :D

perhaps…but if they hadnt got her one way they would have got her another.

Off with their heads I say! :lol:

I have to say I feel the parents are partly to blame here by not warning their children of the dangers or monitoring their internet activities.
I think we also need to bear in mind that children these days are a lot more mature, they look and act older and I think that these perverts feel it gives them carte blanche to manipulate their still young…[Read more]

:oops: …82%

:D

ok…so what if someone else was in that situation?…maybe they have contributed too…maybe it was a car accident that left them disabled…or an illness…what about them?…and maybe that single parent on benefits wasnt always in that situation…maybe prior to that they had a good job but circumstances forced them to give it up to look after…[Read more]

Well that was quite a welcome!…thank you!…but I think I will pass on the noose right now if thats all the same to you! :D

can i ask kevin a question please….so if you were struck down tomorrow and disabled for life and had to live on benefits forever because you were unable to work, would you feel happy about giving up your vote?

My aunt was personal secretary to barbara cartland for 17 years, around the time that Charles and Diana got engaged.
I was told some inside goss which i am happy to share with those of you who maybe interested.
Charles was never in love with Diana. He was instructed to marry her by the Queen as she was the only ” suitable” woman he had not dated…[Read more]