rubyred

erm.. no ! vomit is too light coloured to be a pal o mine cosy..

aye thats me,, the medusa o the chat forums !!

you LOVE it mister Bonny st :) but alas, I cannot continue with this mild flirtation, as you love another. I know where stand on the issue and its a thing i have when i declare ” id never fvck a man in a relationship”. but then after 13 years of good luvving from martini. i am sure you ? appreciate my fear. ??

yeah as the sensitive man you are..…[Read more]

You want me dontcha ? :)

a sense of humour is a blessing i too have.. I love to laugh. so it is with a inane grin i tell you… “keep it in yer fvcking pants, and cease this messing with women”

/nods and grins

well that is excellent then Cosy.. as im sure Our own Mistress Grimm was using her own observational wit and tounge in cheekness. She is one cool chick is jen..
and good luck to you and martini.

@martini-mix wrote:

do u know i flew home from work today i couldnt wait to see what happened next u really brightened up a very dull day

och martini despite flying home i am dissapointed you did not appreciate jens greatness earlier.. Especially since your name has been showing since about 5pm tonight. You may have livened up the fairytale with…[Read more]

ahh nice to see this thread especially now we are near the festive period…

could have been worse Jen,, could have been sudocreme ! ;)

@jen_jen wrote:

Oh I’m sure she’ll hop along into the picture soon don’t you? :wink: :lol:

(chuckles) your too cool for school jen x

dare ya !!

I doubt it so thin ice.. you are one of those Humans that start things,, but never quite have the Manhood to end it all.

I hope cosy kicks the shyte outta ye :) as i scream on in my ” sweaty accent”..

despite you not knowing im a polite East coaster. Kick his lady garden in cosy !

and did the star crossed lovers meet ??

oh no i forgot..it was all a wind up !

JUST SPENT IT.. heating and lamps left on.. back to light the candles as we laughed over the meal. Me and my 2 bairns and the love o my life.Hame in time for Gordon Ramsay.. love him or hate him he is a fellow ” sweaty”.. I could go on and on about fellow ” sweatys” tha actuall rule the world but i wont. Instead i will leave it.. cos times are…[Read more]

well SOME of us have to be the Pumpkin and the RATS and the shoe that never fitted !

I guess as a sweaty.. im the latter.

i love Ray charles,,the whole day through.

brilliant Jen.. :) I await the Epilogue with Kenty dans la corner.. cool reserved writing,, from a too cool chick x

huzzzah the high winds have gone.. This was howling Gales I was scared my roof was coming off. replaced by a sunny morning. With the Sun herself still fighting that massive rain cloud thats gonna erupt any second now.
Keep that ark Jen.. we might need to get in it 2 by 2 later on tonight :)

@sugarnspice wrote:

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Voice Recognition Technology in Scotland

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rubyred :)

haha. Yeah i get that every day when i get offered new Mobiles from some Delhi chick.. I admit i go into full scottish accent. I m always nice to tele sale till they wont go away ! then i go into full Burnistoun accent, even though its the other side o scotland

I dont know HIM at all. and frankly never wish too.. are you blind my friend? on a nighty basis he called you a 2bit slag, that adores sperm on her face.. who spits like a latter day Pob creature, never realised there was a back history,, as I would not imagine any woman puttin up with that.. you must have seen his threats towards eve, which were…[Read more]

Me too Yvonne.. I am forever sitting with a petted lip covered in emulsion :) ( emotion)