rubyred

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Its those blinking pelvic floor exercises that are keeping me awake !

why dont ya come on over…….ooooooh.. ;)

Not familiar with that one Shin.. maybe not common on the East,, I found mine too :) remember the days ya had to learn the bliddy things PLUS learn yer times tables at same time too..

Cuddle Doon

The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
Wi muckle faught and din.
“Oh try an’ sleep, ye waukrife rogues,
Your faither’s comin’ in.”
They niver heed a word I…[Read more]

David beckhams balls !

@sugarnspice wrote:

when i was a kid there were no strangers where we lived . It was a tiny village where everyone knew everybody . As children we knew every person in every house , even if it was as ” wee clarty Bobs granny ” . At Halloween we accepted home made treats and fruit and nuts ( i didnt know anyone with a nut allergy , i didnt even…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

Ive said it before, will say it again. Tis the only time of the year that we let our kids go take sweeties from strangers

Never did it as a kid, wont let mine do it either.
They did dress up and have treats as we always had parties or we would take them round to our families if we didnt have parties

thats what im saying Hen. I…[Read more]

happy days shinny.. but im sure we got a tanner or sixpence , maybe im slightly older than you :) i was only wee and i only got to go cos my older sister was there as well. was local bairns from the same street. ye were not chapping on a strangers door,back then. heck i was Mary poppins for 2 years, transmorphed with a easter bunnet and my mammies…[Read more]

Happy Birthday hen. x

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

Rabetta Shut yer geggy and stop hogging this thread :)

I once heard a woman shout ” pocohontas mcgreegor come here ,Right now “..

class. !

I knew her wee cousin..Pocosweeties McSporran :P

I wasnae joking BTW but !

Im sure it was the McSporrans that adopted morag proclaimer actually. IF they have changed her…[Read more]

trick or Treat my Erse.. we used to go guising. Round near neighbours and ya HAD to do a turn, sing a song,tell a joke or something. All this stick a duffel coat on backwards malarky doesnt wash with me. Im totally against it.! and its HAD its Day. Encouraging bairns to go round strange houses,and bothering old dears watching Corrie.
Pah to…[Read more]

Rabetta Shut yer geggy and stop hogging this thread :)

I once heard a woman shout ” pocohontas mcgreegor come here ,Right now “..

class. !

wrong em boyo..

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.

aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer…

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tell ye what buddy,, pay my fare and digs for a week in Spain and i will go over and go ” ner ner ya cafflicks” at them.. will bring ye back a Donkey !

/General Francos lass. Dundee.

@sharongooner wrote:

i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.

aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

washing yer foofie with imperial leather will give you a yeast infection!

a nice shammy leather however will give you a beautiful shine, you will want to show it off to your cabby mate :lol: and everyone else for that matter!

yer right there actually.. about the yeasties.. I used Radox shower gel on mine while i was in…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

big rab the roadie :lol: :lol: :lol:

/shows Shaz the bayeux tapestry on her foofie.

@sharongooner wrote:

rubes said: intelligent people get them

… rushes off to tell Dave.

he gets about 3 a year. I cant go near him whilst he is the throws of a migraine. He cries, he vomits, he curls up in a dark space and generally just rides it out alone, often with a few tears due to the excrutiating pain. Horride things, but Im pleased to…

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he told me he has a latex allergy ! and promised me a russian roulette of a jumpy off !
One drunken night with Charlie proclaimer and 9 months later there i am, feet up in stirrups and Morag coming into the world. the glasses coming oot tore my Perineum ! so im jig jagged with fancy needlework o a NHS doc, working on the side !

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Big Senga
Morag Proclaimer
Angusina Ogg

:P

get off my GREAT names for Bairns idea Esme,, I called Morag by her name as her daddy is a toerag.. HE MAY be one half o the proclaimers. But their was NO sunshine on Leith that day he left me at the ante-natal clinic !