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@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

At last, something to save me from myself and those late night emails threatening vengeance or inviting all and sundry to an impromptu rave i’ve failed to notify the hubby about:
MAIL GOGGLES..A system designed to stop the hasty, foolish and/or pished drunk from illjudged emailing activity, by means of having first to answer a…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his…

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hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can see ye in yer bunnet now..

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)

get back to ye on this one Esme..

*Sends Ella a warning in semaphore* :P

oh dont please, she would miss read it and assume it was part of the conspiracy theory ! her latest one is neighbours putting oil down their sinks…[Read more]

/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)

get back to ye on this one Esme..

@blackkettle wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Nobody wiping their feet before steping out of the bath! :evil: Leaving trails of water all over the floor :evil:
Being the only one to ever change the loo roll
Being the only one to ever clean the cooker after using it
Being the only one to ever lock up the doors at night, cos Pluty thinks we live in a “safe”…

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@dee wrote:

Those pictures wouldn’t have made me give up (I gave up over 4 years ago now). The picture that made me give up nwas the one in my mind of my mam lying in intensive care with puemonia and COPD. I vowed that if she pulled through Id give up smoking. She did pull through and on my second attempt I gave up. I don’t believe that giving…

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/sulks.

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

oh shyte i forgot about your tourettes ! and by the way i did NOT storm out in the huff last night AAron, my phone went dead or out of signal ! i was chatting away too ! never got to sing my GREAT rendition of ” oh ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus” ..

/pah.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhh..ye cannae shove yer granny..for…

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Im addicted to Esme right enough, cant shake her off no matter how many times she feebly attempts to upstage me :)
I believe aquarians get on great with other ones, more than any other sign of the zodiac. In a spooky way the majority of my pals in real life too,are aquarian !

and self important.. goddam right we are ;) there no other buggers…[Read more]

esme and ruby after a night out , well stiched up like a pair o kippers. !!

upstream nymph indeed ! canny get over THAT lie.

/the one that got away, Dundee.

oh shyte i forgot about your tourettes ! and by the way i did NOT storm out in the huff last night AAron, my phone went dead or out of signal ! i was chatting away too ! never got to sing my GREAT rendition of ” oh ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus” ..

/pah.

upstream nymph my erse ! you were pictured with me , as a pair o muddlers. !

hahaha feck! your avatar made me laugh aloud :) that furtive look to see if anyone was about, then the run back to the pink logo :) thats class buddy :)

You are 100% Aquarius

bang on for me too !

@Yoda wrote:

lol hiya rubes xx how ya doin?
I kept my rant calm.. I’m turning into a softy in my old age, I am soo liking myself with out the ‘pink’ it made my bum look big anyway :P :P :P

Well i did not like to say hen . ;) Im fine doll, just moseying on in life and ranting at every oppurtunity, not enjoying this dreadful dreich weather.my…[Read more]

ya call THAT a rant !! hehe. hi yoda without the pink bits ;)

Well done chuck x always nice to receive a little stroke in life.

/toasts Di with her morning coffee.

@Esmeralda wrote:

I have never been more sincere in my life when I say that Ruby and Cath deserve the best that life and love can offer up. Any man lucky enough to have either of them on his arm or in his bed, should get down on his knees and thank the gods for real womanhood..warm..witty..kind and with hearts bigger than my head (which is…

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