rubyred

yes.

/gets the massive egg box and leaves, heading for currys.

@cath 55 wrote:

well im not gona spend and this time next year when im debt free i’ll laff at ya all lol xx

were not spending either,, were feefing !! 100% discount !

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..

..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..

The Proclaimer..

“And I will…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..

..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..

The Proclaimer..

“And I will walk two hundred and fifty…

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we were treated like rocks stars of the present day , back then. The grand opening of “what every woman wants” free soup in sammy dows. ,and the MEN,, ye gods we were feted for our sheer talent and beauty.

shame about “donald ” though. After him doubling up as the Bobby Sands lookalikey on oor tour of orange lodges, he was arrested in deepest…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:

Oh aye..I love all…

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on a rare night out with the swiss army blokeys.

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!!…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

och im sure we could do as…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Cum do theanga ablaich gun fheum agus Ith mo chac!!!

If you insist on butchering the old mother tongue by copying and pasting from these juvenile webular sites, would you at least pop a bit of punctuation in there or knock the offending capital out?

eek im horrified.. im learning gaelic at the mo. and Esme allows…[Read more]

gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ5UwJW0TEc

not a big fan of robbie really but adore this.. the road to mandalay..

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

kalula..tequila …i want the recipe !!!! better still, I’ll come round yours :lol:

come dine with me then chuck :)

@WooHoo wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques.

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

For some reason, its one of the programmes i actually really like on tv :oops:

I’d be a disaster on it…plain pasta and a can of tinned sainsburys own chopped tomatoes with loads of chilli pepper is my dish, simple yet effective :lol: oh fook off im a veggie with little patience :lol:

pah im sure i would be more…[Read more]

Yeah i watched it pebs. well you know me for cookery programmes. ! they were tame compared to the weekly folks on now with the competition. In Gloucester i beleive and its all butchers and wimmin that serve Morrel mushrooms to appear good.

Lee ryan is kinda thick eh? and i think Linda barker was the deserved winner,, stringfellow was an…[Read more]

/chucks a lung cookie at cas ,for her lack of empathy.

@Esmeralda wrote:

It’s all my fault, Rubester. He was a sweet and innocent boy until he encountered wicked Esme in the men’s lingerie dept. in George at Asda. :roll:
I shall remonstrate with him in best dominatrix fashion. A good tongue lashing followed by the whip! :twisted:

I might have bliddy known YOU would be in there somewhere :)