rubyred

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all…

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I know it,, all disco lights and imagining its his boss :) LOVE Steve Coogan…

sharon, i think i love you more and more .. yer funny as heck and like GREAT comedy !

/thrusts meaningfully under the disco ball.

For Esme to pass onto Bruce :)

A Certain Lady

Oh, I can smile for you, and tilt my head,
And drink your rushing words with eager lips,
And paint my mouth for you a fragrant red,
And trace your brows with tutored finger-tips.
When you rehearse your list of loves to me,
Oh, I can laugh and marvel, rapturous-eyed.
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I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no…[Read more]

George Formby in my beret !!! and happy holidays lucky. can i have a salt n pepper dishes like the dame from ” come dine with me” made from kangaroos testes ? eek..

have a good time doll. x

ah haaaaaaaaa !! so whats in “alans Big pocket ” ?? he is a fellow shoplifter with THAT pocket..

just NOT george fooking formby ya daft bugger LOL.

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

a george formby shaz !! ya surely mean a g foreman,, there is NO way im even attempting to get out of harrods with a banjo playing Northerner going on about ” does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight” even MY beret wouldnt fit him in !

feckin pi/ssing myself laughing at THAT…

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a george formby shaz !! ya surely mean a g foreman,, there is NO way im even attempting to get out of harrods with a banjo playing Northerner going on about ” does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight” even MY beret wouldnt fit him in !

I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.

yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the night garden,and…[Read more]

id pick my ear with esmes comb,suck my teeth then post.

@sharongooner wrote:

so here we are ladled with handbags, jewels and perfumery and a couple of Clives in lovely knitwear.

Its been a wonderful day 8)

just gotta sell them now, so we can spend the money on cheaper clothes,mobile phones,white lighting and pickled eggs !

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

yeah I watched that too actually. I dont mind her at all,just a bit miffed when she said the year before had been tough and she had to make “do” with £120,000 !! a year to live on.
Hope her results are favourable ,, she clearly loves her bairns.

I know… sometimes she doesnt think before she speaks silly…

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@PATS wrote:

lmao at ruby wiv a chicken under her beret. i had visions of the giblets sliding down the back of ur neck as u sashayed out the shop. :lol: :lol: :lol:

they blended in with the love bites pats :)

AND ??

someone seeking attention, methinks Esme.

and home. Dont fret i wasnt caught early xmas shoplifting.. MUCH worse, a day with mother in law . Managed to get a chicken in me beret for tonights tea. ffs i near had hypothermia with the lassie on the till talking to me. Paid for kirby grips for Esme though.

dag nammit !!!! ok OKAY point taken, dont mean im gonna start going on about hardy annuals !

we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !

@Esmeralda wrote:

I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?

Im sorry but ” who are you ” .. im cunningly disguised as an upwardly mobile 40 something.Im walking about the shop with Gucci bags i got from Ebay, Im in the make up department at the…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

lets go theiving!

They cant catch us all !!! we can invade harrods one day under various guises,and pilf the profit from under mohammed al fayeds nose. !

and with the profit we make we can pay the stoopid erses who got caught Fines !

@Esmeralda wrote:

Okay..so who’s coming with me to Harrods? Lemme see what I fancy.
Ooooooh I’m having this..

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
Large Orb Detail Bag
And a snip at only £699.00 Gimme two. One to keep me purse and makeup in. The other to hit unruly sales assistants with. :twisted:

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