rubyred

darnell !!!!

yah !

awww memories o our earlier holidays..

Esme, me and sharon gooner sitting on me.. ayr butlins.

@Esmeralda wrote:

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esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging us in front seat !

All we…

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esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.

thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !

thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging us in front seat !

no thats me on my holidays ! I got a great deal from” sunsets in warzones dot com”, I kinda fancied Sierra leonne but they were full, so Beirut it was. many a happy day i spent with the wee iraquis on my back,as id limp along the promendade, avoiding sniper fire and mad mullahs tapping me for a fiver ! Dunno if id go back though ! was full o…[Read more]

nice perr o thin ankles though ! I assumed it was the aforementioned “shetland” with the hairs. Im more an old Donkey ye see with the straw floppy hat on. Eating with my mouth full,and showing aff my carrot supreme !

neigh bother !

* 07:25 C4 – Big Brother
* 07:55 C4 – Big Brother
* 13:20 E4 – Big Brother
* 14:20 E4 – Big Brother Live
* 18:00 E4 – Big Brother
* 20:00 C4 – Big Brother
* 22:00 C4 – Big Brother
* 23:00 E4 – Big Brother’s Big Mouth
* 23:35 E4 – Big Brother
* 02:25 C4 – Big Brother
on twice tonight.. 8pm then again at 10.. before anyone asks.

Ah worry Not Esme,, it just so happens that i wear a Utility Belt at all times for good housekeeping, and nestling in between the ” make yer own cochineal crusher” and the ” steep dirty plates for a week tablets” I found a little blow torch i use for my Pavlovas and baked alaska ! I shall merely burn that offending hairs aff legs.

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@PATS wrote:

oh god i cant get the image of esmes slippers complete with feet sitting either end of rubes mantelpiece now. will be a grt talking point tho wen rubes appears on come dine with me. :lol:

I can always use them to serve canapes to the guests while i fan my rancid oven and scrape the burnt bits off the Markies bought beef wellingtons !

och not to worry hen,, i can always use your feet for an umbrella stand, if the toffs can have an elephants foot, then i can have a matching pair ! Be nice on my mantlepeice too, like a pair o bookends. who needs china dugs !

nice pic pats. ( fook try saying that withoot lisping) ..

/goes off all lispthing and tongue tied.

NOT so very happy house, happy house, happy house. :twisted:

GREAT !

Did you remember to leave me your slippers ? I need them more than ever with the foot crust .

and nice post before some bampot tried to ruin it. I myself had a night of telly with the foot crust up on settee. had a braw pick during indecent proposal.. the film that is NOT real life shenanigans ;)

hiya Bev.. welcome back doll. x

I think its kat and mo out on tuesday actually.. think folks are just a bit wearied with kat now.12 weeks o her singing near done my heid in. canny wait to see her wee leggies go down the staircase on Tuesday !! and no massive crowd, just gurning vina in her latest bin bag blouse.

@bon bon wrote:

Pats saved me too
she vouched for me

and to anyone thats reading this
I aint shagging ruby either
I have asked her
but she won’t have me

/gets all excited.. first offer i had in a long time thats halfway decent.. got a nod on saturday night from a glasgow fella with a fainted erse and stone washed jeans on ! Offered me a…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

oh and I havent been sat at my computer all day
Its sat on the kitchen table and is switched on
but Ive make a roast chicken dinner, cut my front hedge,
tidied my back garden
done 5 loads of washing
taken my sons bed downstairs and thrown it out
hoovered everywhre
washed kitchen floor
and thats only half of it

then every so often i…

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