rubyred

Im speaking to myself eh :) hehe.. what a haver I truly am !

well.. make it 11 benson and hedges and i give pats the authority to climb the ladder to the loft ,where there is about 28 plassy bags o albums and a few northern singles ! Pats would appreciate the music !

snag being im only insommniac with sleep and im coming to haunt ye all :)

so ye can all fvck aff :)

I got Feck all to leave ya ! apart from sharon,, id ask ” can ya look after pepsi and sunny ” for me,, we bore them from eggs at end of litter,,

id leave esme my last fiver in the royal bank o scotland.

id leave sian 12 benson and hedges.

dinna aw fight at once :)

god dammit i should erase above ! (ponders) nah its the truth,,

annie is now back in dundee all clapped in skiiny with being a crack addict ! she called me up asking me to go ” clubbing” i dont mind that as im kinda young thinking too.. but i realised IF i took on the mantle of her pal,id be annoyed ! she has came back to a different…[Read more]

okay its pleated like a pigtail.. and almost candied looking,, im going back to 1981 ..

this was 12 inch long and it did us for months, ya would break it into joints. from thailand..

id only had black n resin and the odd bit grass.. fook me this was a heavy heavy stone !
I lived there with my pal Annie who was more into drugs. I was more a…[Read more]

the worst “whitey” i ever had was with Thai stick though !

i used to work in a hotel in london and 2 Scots army dudes lived there ,in hotel i worked. I found one of their dog tags in shower, which revealed all about him,,im sure they were S.A.S .. as a reward they left an entire 12 inch pigtail of thai stick,, ! i thought my head was growing…[Read more]

orb is the word..

and a whitey.. oh man last time i smoked skunk i had one, almost like passing out. a whiteout ! I was hallucinating !

I got a great lamp from my daughter from Greece once.. it was like an Orb and it was covered in paintings of cannabis leaves ! i howled laughing as she thought it was ” bonny colours” and didnt see the cannabis reference. i burnt it out with the wrong size builb !! dammit it looked great in a wee corner i have here,just behind me on a pine…[Read more]

INTERESTING !!! seriously.. I have just received a life bar from an American site LOL.. this born again took umbrage at me saying i didnt start the Iraq war! she had it in for me and would tell on me for least wee thing. last time i was on my aussie pal was referring to me as Osama Bin Ruby.. and we had a wee joke or three.. whenever the offending…[Read more]

and you feely fo’d with my clit more than the Taxi Driver :)

god dammit i could have been a rough old dog that weekend. but instead was my usual, game for a laugh but never going over imaginery boundaries.

hey ho :)

@*Sian wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Certainly not. It sounds like Hell. What sort of a two bob cunt goes to the Indian for their perfect evening? I’d be at Pizza Hut.

This had me over. :lol:

deep crust and cheesy dips ??

/high fives..

no i really HAVE had her !!

@*Sian wrote:

I’ll stick to who I know :P

/puts superglue on sians wipes :)

@Sir Actor wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Maybe the police know what happened (not everything can be presented in court)

:-s huh?

My own thoughts on this matter is how could he be found guilty by one jury and innocent by another??
It really doesn’t say much for our judicial system does it? :roll:

and thats why im against…

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@bon bon wrote:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Leaves rubes her cappuccino maker and (rushes back to what made me smile thread, altzheimers you know)…george foreman grill. Also my snake lamp that does lightening bolts in a sphere :twisted:

/gazes in a brainwashed amazement at snake lamp !

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Maybe the police know what happened (not everything can be presented in court)

:-s huh?

My own thoughts on this matter is how could he be found guilty by one jury and innocent by another??
It really doesn’t say much for our judicial system does it? :roll:

and thats why im against capital punishment !

HAD HER !

hell yeah :)

/llbw.

laughs like barbara windsor :)

@Cas wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i like those electric fings in shops that electrocute em. 8)

:-k Do they do em in giant size,,,,,,,,we could hang one in Pilots house !! :shock: :D/ :-

/ponders ! and applies to go on Dragons Den ! :)

LOL i had a talk with Esme last week about this.. i loved it when i came home for dinners from school,i liked it with sugar on top, so when it went all skin on top i had a sugar crust :)

I dont think they make it no more,wee packets of it like the way ya used to get hot chocolate,loose. and made like a sauce,, i loved it with dumpling or…[Read more]